A cute comic has made the mun miss all the Princess and the Frog characters.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Oh, I'm sorry there aren't many of them around anymore, but, um...

What does 'ship it like burning' mean?

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[kingunmaker]

To ship something is to send it via boat, but 'like burning'... perhaps she means it to be akin to sending something somewhere on a burning ship- a venture doomed to fail.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

But why would she do that?

[kingunmaker]

Mayhap she is referring to how you and the other fair lady would never be able to get along, and inevitably come to blows. Thus mundanes being mundanes, dull and terrible creatures constantly seeking entertainment at the cost of our peace of mind, they would naturally want this to happen so that they could enjoy your suffering, Princess.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

My mun isn't usually that bad, th--

Princess?

[kingunmaker]

Ah, but where are my manners?

[And so, with a smile so sweet honey looks like salt and a bow so elegant you just know he practised it, introductions take place...]

I am Count Duphaston du Isapolis, taken from my town and people by this crude man. As a young man I was told to treat every lady I encountered as if she was a princess, and those words made an impression so large I still hold on to them to this very day. As such I may at times appear... overly formal, and I do apologize if I caused you any discomfort, my lady.