to canon-update or not to canon-update

[traitors]

Oh yes, because it's such an attractive prospect. I'm damaged, but I'm not that far-gone, yet. I'd simply be going from being used by Odin to being used instead by some other race.

No and no.

Comments

[lunging]

[stoooop

stop

or.

get in a closet or something off the record]

You can twist words all you like, but you can't twist my intentions no matter how hard you try.

[HAHHAHAHA oh no fandral don't]

[traitors]

[ oh no fandral why would you ever, don't you know that loki likes a challenge? ]

Oh, is that so? It sounds as if you want me to, Fandral. You'd prefer it that way, perhaps? The innocent victim of Loki's machinations.

[lunging]

[he is so mount kilimanjaro on the first ten minutes of the first date fyi]

I have no idea what you're talking about, but you must cease it immediately.

[traitors]

If you don't know what it is I'm talking about, why should I stop?

[lunging]

Just. You should. Your mouth, just.

[he makes a closing gesture with his hand

aka SHUT THE FUCK UP]

[traitors]

[ MOST UNIMPRESSED BROW ARCH. ]

Because that ever works, yes. Not talking isn't going to make me disappear, anyway. I'm still very much here in all my distraction.

[lunging]

[Pause.


pause


This is Fandral

clamping his hand over Loki's mouth]

[traitors]

[ this is loki

biting fandral's palm

but it's more of a nip, really, and fandral..





you're awfully close to her breasts. was she really wearing a top that low a few minutes ago??

yeah, she's totally doing this shit on purpose. ]

[lunging]

[STOP

STOP

STOP]

I don't want to slap you.

[traitors]

[ she brushes his hand away. ]

Aren't you the gentleman. You wouldn't be the first one who had.

[lunging]

Well, you can't say you don't warrant it from time to time.

[traitors]

Oh, certainly, I deserve much, much worse than a slap, but I'm afraid you're not the man to give it to me, Fandral.

[lunging]

[nocat.avi]

I've taken oaths to protect the princes of Asgard, so there's nothing to give you but that.