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[traitors]

Oh yes, because it's such an attractive prospect. I'm damaged, but I'm not that far-gone, yet. I'd simply be going from being used by Odin to being used instead by some other race.

No and no.

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[lunging]

How can you think the Allfather used you?

[no this isn't awkward why would it be]

[traitors]

Didn't you know? The monster beneath my skin is more than just figurative.

[ this is the most sly smile. aren't you happy, fandral? she's wearing a low neckline just for you. ]

[lunging]

[Glorious, godly globular mounds of

NO STOP]

Since when are you so fond of your lady form? It's distracting, stop it.

[traitors]

I wear it there to keep from being recognized, of course.

[ her gaze drops to the top of her neckline, then lifts again, expression oh-so-innocent. ] Why, I've no idea what you mean. I'm the same Loki as always, aren't I?

[lunging]

[Ugh is he serious.

He can't be.]

Not the Loki I knew, no. The Loki I knew didn't have...

[He shifts

hands

oh god he totally just made the boobie twist movement

he is so embarrassing]

[traitors]

[ it's okay, loki thinks it's kind of funny. her own hands lift, cupping her breasts, expression inquiring. ]

You mean these? Don't be ridiculous, Fandral, just because you never saw me in this body doesn't mean I never wore it-- frequently.

[lunging]

[s t o p

STOP]

Saw you? Saw you? I don't know what you mean by saw you, I've certainly seen it before on that...

[do you mean naked

because

he'd be down

in the totally self-hatred later but BOOBIES NOW way]

[traitors]

[ she might be loling a little at him. ]

Perhaps it's that you wish you'd seen me like this before? Really, Fandral.

[lunging]

[PARDON HIM

SHOCK

FLABBERGASTED

SPUTTER SPUTTER SPUTTER HARUMPH HUFF HUFF HDU]

You're...stop being vile, it's completely unbecoming!

[traitors]

I think you're quite aware that I've never cared about that sort of thing.

[lunging]

I thought you wanted everyone to believe you were dignified.

[sexism sexism sexism

where's sif]

[traitors]

A woman can't be as freely sexual as a man and still be dignified?

[ watch out, fandral. ]

[lunging]

I never said that.

[BACKPEDAL]

There's a difference between that and...thrusting out your [UHHHHH THINK OF A TERM VIKING MAN] jubblies with your hands right into my face.

[traitors]

'Jubblies'? [ what even. ] No wonder you're so popular with women, you have such flattering terms for our anatomy.

[ she reaches up, curling his beard between her thumb and forefinger, tugging slightly. ]

Your face is up here. My breasts are down here. It's not my fault if you're trying to shove your face down into them.

[lunging]

[this is just
never going to work in his favor, is it?]

I was not the one who put my hands on them and pushed them out! Don't...

[Slapping her hand away with his gloves like a rogue LET US SWORD FIGHT TO THE DEATH]

[traitors]

[ dude it's loki. n o p e.

she takes her hand back with an arch look, tossing her hair back over her shoulder. ]

No, but you certainly would have liked to.

[lunging]

[stoooop

stop

or.

get in a closet or something off the record]

You can twist words all you like, but you can't twist my intentions no matter how hard you try.

[HAHHAHAHA oh no fandral don't]

[traitors]

[ oh no fandral why would you ever, don't you know that loki likes a challenge? ]

Oh, is that so? It sounds as if you want me to, Fandral. You'd prefer it that way, perhaps? The innocent victim of Loki's machinations.

[lunging]

[he is so mount kilimanjaro on the first ten minutes of the first date fyi]

I have no idea what you're talking about, but you must cease it immediately.

[traitors]

If you don't know what it is I'm talking about, why should I stop?

[lunging]

Just. You should. Your mouth, just.

[he makes a closing gesture with his hand

aka SHUT THE FUCK UP]

[traitors]

[ MOST UNIMPRESSED BROW ARCH. ]

Because that ever works, yes. Not talking isn't going to make me disappear, anyway. I'm still very much here in all my distraction.

[lunging]

[Pause.


pause


This is Fandral

clamping his hand over Loki's mouth]

[traitors]

[ this is loki

biting fandral's palm

but it's more of a nip, really, and fandral..





you're awfully close to her breasts. was she really wearing a top that low a few minutes ago??

yeah, she's totally doing this shit on purpose. ]

[lunging]

[STOP

STOP

STOP]

I don't want to slap you.

[traitors]

[ she brushes his hand away. ]

Aren't you the gentleman. You wouldn't be the first one who had.

[lunging]

Well, you can't say you don't warrant it from time to time.

[traitors]

Oh, certainly, I deserve much, much worse than a slap, but I'm afraid you're not the man to give it to me, Fandral.

[lunging]

[nocat.avi]

I've taken oaths to protect the princes of Asgard, so there's nothing to give you but that.