oh voicetesting a lot

[asgardismine]

The sentiment is touching, Mun, but I think it's safe to say the Odinson and I won't be seeing eye to eye for a while.

[Spoilers for the Avengers in the comments most likely]

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[imfollowinghim]

Trying to overthrow them and generally being an ass kinda does throw a wrench into things, doesn't it.

[asgardismine]

It was broken before all of that. That was more for fun.

[imfollowinghim]

You should find a better hobby.

[asgardismine]

Like falling into large ice canyons? [Yeah he knows who you are, sucker]

[imfollowinghim]

It's a blast, haven't you heard?

[killerthighs]

[Christ, hopefully this is the right one. She feels kinda bad for yelling at another one who had apparently not done anything, but praise Thor. But this one didn't even address him by name.]

Oh, you.

[asgardismine]

[HE DESERVES NO NAME >|]

Oh me. Whatever will we do with me now.

[killerthighs]

[A small shrug of her shoulders.]

Kick your ass again.

[asgardismine]

Fool me once.

[mightily]

You are an Odinson too.

[Brother, why you do this? :(]

[asgardismine]

[Because you suck >|]

I am Laufeyson.

[mightily]

Laufey could not even recognize you as his own offspring! You were raised in Asgard. Our father cared for us. How can you be so ignorant to our love?

[asgardismine]

Us? He cared about you, his precious Thor. I was a trinket, thrown bones to keep me docile. And I've grown tired of playing the family pet.

[wields]

You are brothers. Your eyes will not always be level. You mustn't despair so easily.

[asgardismine]

This wasn't one of our childhood spats.

[wields]

I am not blind to this. But he is your brother, and you are his, and despite all things I believe that to be a bond unbreakable, however bent it may become.

[asgardismine]

You cannot fix what was never whole to begin with.

[spearbreaker]

The Odinson? I have and will always have two sons, Loki. You are mine and I'll not give you up. [If by nothing more than all those sleepless months with Frigga when you were an infant and demanded no one but Mother or Father when you woke from broken slumber. Oh yes, no one else is allowed to claim what they did not raise.]

[asgardismine]

[Loki kept you up on purpose. If you are sleepy then you pay less attention to Thor :|]

You speak like I am still your pet, your trinket. What would you do with me now that you have no use for me?

[spearbreaker]

[He never suspected, clever even as a babe.]

Were you a pet or a relic, my son, I would have kept you as such. Not changed your diapers when you cried at the touch of your mother or the nursemaids, and held you in these hands when you were so small I feared the slightest pressure would harm you.

[asgardismine]

A touching sentiment from the man who favored his natural son over the bastard he found in the snow for their entire lives.

[youwillgotohell]

They often have touching sentiments where family is concerned, don'tthey?

[asgardismine]

You share my burden of having a big blonde idiot for a brother?

[youwillgotohell]

Our plights are strikingly alike. Would-be kings?

[asgardismine]

Overly fond of the color red? [Are we the same person D:]