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[soldiernoclass]

Oh yeah! If you ask me, it's way past time we put our heads together and got to work on this. I'd say "ready when you are," but let's be honest. I've been ready since the day I was born!

So come on, already- Let's get on finding me that new assignment. Say what you want, but it's disuse that's makin' me rusty.

Reviewing won't take you that much longer, anyway, will it? You can just, uh, skip the ugly stuff, y'know. Right?

...Hey! But this doesn't mean you can just forget everything else I've got going for me, either. I mean, I'm pretty sure somebody once told me it's rude to keep people waiting.

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[reconstructschaos]

Interesting. The Marquis de Blois believed that barring a Grey Wolf from the outside world would sharpen her skills.

You seem like such an annoying person, really. If I were your Mundane, I would watch your times of hardship over and over and over. Just to wash away the bad taste left by your

[2/2; oops.]

[reconstructschaos]

idiocy.

And that makes two of you!

Honestly, mundane, why so eager to hit that button? I wasn't even finished talking.

RUDE.

[soldiernoclass]

Woah! Ouch. What'd I do to deserve all that?

Why don't you try getting to know me, before you go making any snap decisions? I'll have you know, I'm a totally awesome guy.

Yeah, and cut your mun some slack, too. She's probably just having trouble handling all that patented SOLDIER charm.

[1/2]

[reconstructschaos]

It's unnecessary.

From the moment you opened your mouth and let loose the floodgates of idiocy, I already knew.

... you are indeed large, but I would not say that you are awesome. [What is modern slang. You are speaking to a girl from the mid 1920's. :| ]

Take your ostentatious strutting elsewhere, you blue-feathered peacock. I'm not interested in the misdirected shaking of your tail-feathers.

[2/2]

[reconstructschaos]

... SOLDIER?

Are you saying you are one?

[soldiernoclass]

[ S-So harsh. He can only wince... (Although, ha ha, that peacock part is pretty cute - okay though maybe he's smart enough to know not to say something about it.)

The flood of insults is easy to shake off, anyway, because she's already giving him another opportunity to boast. ]

That's right! Zack Fair, SOLDIER First Class, at your service. [ STRIKING A POSE AW YEAHH ] We're about as far from idiots as you can get, as a matter of fact.

[nohometown]

It's not that I can't appreciate your eagerness, but preparation and forethought are of great service to a SOLDIER, no matter the assignment.

A full and proper review would be best.

[soldiernoclass]

...Yeah. Doesn't mean I have to like it.

There are a lot of things I'd rather not relive.

[nohometown]

It will stand you in good stead. As you say, it won't take long. Only a little more time to wait. Preparation is a tool in battle, impatience a hindrance.

Unpleasant truths should be faced. At least you're permitted to know your full history.

[soldiernoclass]

[ oh gosh is it lecture o'clock already ]

Don't think I wouldn't have it the other way, if I could.

Anyway, it's not like I'm goin' charging in head down, eyes shut. Got standards. I won't just pretend none of it happened, either.

[nohometown]

[It's lecture o'clock when you're in need of a lecture, mister. Well, at least his lectures aren't about honor and dreams.]

I wouldn't. [He wants to know everything! Even though he is not allowed.]

The events that we experience shape our characters, so they must be well known.

That said, as a SOLDIER, I don't doubt you can cope with the challenges that lie ahead. Though I fail to see why you're so eager for a mission of this kind.

[gardeningaia]

Right! Let's forget all the bad stuff. This is for fun. You'd think muns would remember that better.

[soldiernoclass]

Exactly! We're never gonna get anywhere, if we spend all our time thinkin' about the bad. Going over all my good memories is more than enough, if you ask me.

[gardeningaia]

She should review those wagons you made me! It's important to know which one is the best. [ Smile smile she always loves that she got Zack to do three wagons

I mean it really was about spending more time with Zack

but THREE WAGONS ]

[soldiernoclass]

[ THREE WAGONS IS TOO MANY WAGONS

no wagon is ever good enough ]

Uh, yeah, I'm sure we'll get to that part soon.

[ ...But in the meantime. ] So, what's your favorite memory?

[gardeningaia]

With you? It'd have to be that little offer.

[trollonetrollall]

What a can-do attitude you got there, kid!

How do you do it?

[soldiernoclass]

Me? Just comes naturally, I guess!

So if you were hoping I'd teach you my secrets, I guess I gotta disappoint.

[trollonetrollall]

Heh, teach? Nah. No way. Not exactly what I was thinkin'.

I was just wondering if you're like this all the time, and judging from your answer? That's a yes.

I just seriously hate optimistic guys like you the most.

[soldiernoclass]

Oh yeah? Well, ain't that a shame?

Optimistic guys like me are pretty much the greatest guys around, once ya get to know us.

Tinyroth's opinions are very different

[pinnaculum]

You should go soon. It is enjoyable to visit new places.

If you are a SOLDIER, you are already prepared, so there is no need to wait.

[Because SOLDIERs are the best, so that settles it.]

TINYROTH YES you are always on my side ; 3;

[soldiernoclass]

All right, that's three in my favor! I can feel the scales tipping, already.

[ Damn straight, SOLDIERs are the greatest. And pinnacles of maturity, too, as they gleefully fistpump over even such minor victories. ]

Thanks, kid. You've gotta be my number one fan, by now!

Tinyroth's got your back! <3

[pinnaculum]

[He nods.] You will do well wherever you go. I had to wait a long time, too, but it was not necessary. Now I am in two places, and I have had no difficulties.

[Sephiroth doesn't share Zack's fist-pumping exuberance, but he is quietly pleased. You are being out-matured by a 7 year old, Zack.]

You're welcome. Am I a fan? How do you determine which is number one?

[soldiernoclass]

[ Oh my goodness what in the world is an ego to do with compliments like that?

There's nothing quietly about how pleased Zack is; so what's new? ]

Ah-! It's a very painstaking secret process, by which I've determined you to be my biggest supporter. [ Is it time for a dramatic pose? It's time for a dramatic pose. ] You've never doubted me. I won't let you down!

[pinnaculum]

[Nope, nothing new here whatsoever.

Zack's explanation makes some sense.]

I do excel in all areas, so I would naturally be superior.

[Zack's not the only one with an ego. Sephiroth eyes that dramatic pose, but he stays in his usual normal pose.]

I am sure you won't. I will not let you down either.