regarding tartarusnet , spoiler warning for comments

[purplepants]

So after our discussion about places to go, mainly how I wasn't going, you decided to send me to Hell.

Literally.

You put me in Hell.

And we're not talking some normalish representation of Hell. It's the Greek version of Hell. Not only that, but the people I know don't know me, and people I don't know suddenly know all about me.

I won't be held responsible for anything. I'll tell you that now.

And no, I'm not looking forwards to any part of the "killer zombie clowns with chainsaws".

Comments

emiiiil! /slow mo run across a flowery field towards

[purplepants]

[Oh for the love of- Naturally, thanks recasting ♥.]

You'd fit right in.

/dramatic music plays in the background

[punchingplz]

Glad to hear you think so much of me, Banner.

[After all, it not like I punched you multiple times, tranqued you and tried to make your life miserable now, is it?]

/sloooooow Mooooooootioooon huuuuuuuug

[purplepants]

Right. Best part about this place is that there is no sign of the military. No room for you. It's almost a vacation.

[of course not , that's like all water under the bridge.]

/which ends with Blonsky punching Banner in the nose >)

[punchingplz]

Odd. I know of at least three higher-ups who would be down there with you.

The question now is, how'd you finally bite it?

/cries like a girl. Y u so mean?

[purplepants]

It had nothing to do with you , so don't get too excited. No one is dead in this place it's a replica.

because anger issues. :c

[punchingplz]

Well that makes no sense. Who in their right mind would want to replicate hell?

Thought we had something special

[purplepants]

Congratulations. You now know as much as the rest of us.

We do. It just involves punching. c:

[punchingplz]

Huh.

[A pause while he thinks] Well, have fun there. [NEENER NEENER NEENER]

And back breaking bear hugs

[purplepants]

And where are you again exactly? Nowhere? Speaks volumes don't you think?

Yees

[punchingplz]

Not for longer. She's got places in mind for me.

And allloving suplexes

[purplepants]

Unlucky for you. As long as it's not where I am I don't care.

Mundane is giving me the evils for that one.

[punchingplz]

Don't worry Banner, the day I go to hell is the day I finally die.

[purplepants]

I'm sure you uh, won't have to wait long for that one.

[punchingplz]

What do you mean by that?

ahhh there was no giant fail here

[purplepants]

Considering what you are....now. It makes you extraordinarily disposable.

/happily ignores

[punchingplz]

I'm not gonna stay like this for long.

[purplepants]

It's permanent, Blonsky. Which part of that are you not understanding?

[punchingplz]

No it isn't. I'm going to get that power back, I'm going to become that strong again and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

[purplepants]

Ah I'm sorry. All I uh, heard there was that you want to be a puppet of the military forever.

[punchingplz]

[DO YOU WANT TO GET PUNCHED AGAIN? >( ]

I'm nobody's puppet.

[purplepants]

[Bring it on!]

You will be the property of the military, Blonsky. Property.

[punchingplz]

I'm no one's property!

[And, in true Blonsky fashion, he's hauling off to punch Banner in the face.]

[purplepants]

[Newp newp doesn't want to have to change and take down half of d_m. Holds up a hand.]

Listen to me for five minutes, Blonsky. And then you can carry on.

[punchingplz]

...just five minutes. Not one second more.

[Waiting isn't exactly Blonsky's strong suit.]

[purplepants]

[Blinks. Didn't think that would work, but whatever. Bruce didn't bring a change of clothes with him.]

What do you think is going to happen?