Mun can't figure out Dreamwidth and feels like an idiot

[bye_to_yer_head]

Look mate, it can't be that different from th' other place. Yer th' one that knows how t' work this doovalacky, not me. Jus' figure it out alroight?

Try clickin' that thing, no that one.

Yeah see, ya made it do ... somethin'.

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[cauliflower]

It's the jaratee, sweetie.

[ but now that he's clean, she pats his hands twice this time. ]

[bye_to_yer_head]

Oi, jarate's practical.

*He rolls his eyes and crosses his arms. He'll have you know he's nice and clean. He took a shower yesterday. Be impressed.*

Why do you even carry that around?

[cauliflower]

[ extremely impressed. ]

Alcohol's just as practical for a busy mom, that's why. You never know when you need it.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Roiiight.

*He is so tempted to tell her about her son's milk.*

What are ya doin' around here anyway?

[cauliflower]

[ WHAT ABOUT THE MILK SHE PACKS FOR HIM EVERYDAY FOR LUNCH..... ]

I was "picked up" like everyone else, but I haven't even seen my sonny boy around. It's a depressing thing!

[bye_to_yer_head]

He's around. Saw him a bit ago. I'm sure he's off gettin' int'...

Uhm..

He's probably gettin' more 'f that soda he drinks.

*Nice save there Sniper.*

[cauliflower]

[ SNIPER................... ]

Why I oughta — I told him too much soda's bad for the system. [ s i g h. baby scoot + soda = oh my god the child is on the ceiling fan. ]

[bye_to_yer_head]

Want I should take it away from him?

*And being 6'7" hold it over his head going Nyah Nyah Nyah?*

HAD TO

[boston_slammer]

Uh, Ma? I'm right here.

BABYYYYYYYYYY

[cauliflower]

Sweetie! Where've you been? You haven't been sendin' me letters for a while — you'll give me a heart attack doin' that!

[ C'MERE MOMMY'S GIVING YOU A KISS. ]

MMMMMOOOOMMMM /runs towards

[boston_slammer]

Aww, ma! Jeeze!

[A sigh.]

Pyro burnt down the mailbox. Again.