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[shotdadintheass]

You- it- a sex island? You're getting me back out because you're thinking about a sex island?!

What is wrong with you? I mean, it's not like- I like having sex, you know, most people do, but life or death and collars! Those should stay on dogs and cats and- big lizards. They use them for lizards, right?

...wait, don't answer that. I am not talking to you about this. Bad mun! The answer is no. Go- go back to your plurk! [ flappy gesture

shoo ]

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[shotdadintheass]

What, like Transformers? That's awesome. [ wait. 8I ] Better than wild dogs. Superheroically uncontrollable stuff and... chicken pox.

[ He really wants to ask about the chicken pox, but this is a really bad time to be doing that. He'll save it to come back to later on. In the meantime, his face falls and he shrugs one shoulder. ] Yeah, well. You should tell her her sense of humor sucks.

[breaksbones]

Exactly like a Transformer. But not the big one that turns into a truck, this one said he's a Doctor. A giant doctor robot I gave the chicken pox to. On a sex island. [ Just in case he didn't get that. ]

I have, trust me.

[shotdadintheass]

D'you ever get that feeling like your life probably couldn't suck any worse, only then sex islands and robots with chicken pox happen? [ Oh wait, no, a Transformer on the sex island, his childhood--

There it goes. He knew it well. ]

[breaksbones]

Sex island and robots and chicken pox isn't even the half of it. It's worse. Much worse. Did I mention the part where I had to tell your friends which-- Well, thought were my friends too but they don't seem to know the part yet-- that you're dead and where, if you show up I'm obviously going to have to explain how your alive? ... You got that, right?

[shotdadintheass]

They're seriously far back, aren't they? Baby-faced, dark and twisty Meredith and Cristina. [ Huffs. All the half-hearted huffing. ]

... sorry. That you have to be all "hey, guys, I'm your friend you don't remember making and there was this bus." Uh. I could probably try taking Why George Isn't Dead duty. I mean, I won't have an answer, but nobody really will, right? So I could just. Maybe say I'm Superman now. Superman's cool.