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A sex island? Do go on.

[The picture of rapt attention this one is.]

George?

[So not really dead then? Callie you bitch.]

George!

[Now that's out of the way.]

Now when you say sex island. Do you mean my sex island? Cause I'm on one of those and as far as sex island's go, it's really not so bad. Well, except for the whole, sometimes you wake up married to a complete stranger, but you did that once already so I think you'll be fine.

Oh- uh. I think it's kinda straightforward. You go there and you have sex, or you die. And I'm pretty good with not dying. Pretty tapped out on the dying.

She was so not a complete stranger. [ HOW RUDE but accurate who are we kidding. ] And I dunno, are there a lot of sex islands? Do they have brochures or a cruise line or something?

No, wait, when did you go to one at all? [ Meredith you would have told us about the sex island right, you wouldn't just omit the sex island. ]

And zhis ees a problem why?

If you say so George. [Though totally worth it just because Callie became Callie O'Malley and that would never not be amusing.]

When Cristina and I went on Cristina's not quite honeymoon, honeymoon. I would have told you but on account of being on the island with the sex, it wasn't really a priority. That and the person doing all the typing didn't know where you were.

[You were thought of George, if it helps much. Even before Callie said you died so that's something, right?]

They don't have brochures but the do have a guide with bunnies. And one with a teal deer but I personally am all for the bunnies. It makes the sex or die ultimatum a whole lot more interesting.

... This is some kind of joke, right? Please say it's some kind of joke, because you know I just had to tell your friends that you died, right? And now I'm going to have to tell you that you died-- Again, because I obviously just told you now, didn't I...?

Because... I'd rather have sex because I want to? [ George it's an answer not a question hush ]

[ That is totally something. He pleads the fifth on all matters of bus and opts to love you, his friends. :'| ] Oh, bunnies, bunnies are nice! It's like a visual aid without all the graphic illustrations. You know, if you've gotta see that many naked people, it's good to have something to start with. [ He just needs popcorn for this mental image though. Helllp. ]

Pretty bad timing to wind up there. Kinda back a ways. Which isn't a bad thing, apart from the timing. How'd Cristina take it? [ oh god, wait, that is very much bad timing isn't it. ] Did she kill a man?

[ And violent meta-George shushing ensued on this day. ]

I don't know! I can't exactly control this stuff. It's- it is uncontrollable stuff. The wild dogs of stuff.

The wild dogs of stuff? That's all you can come up with? This is beyond the wild dogs of stuff. This is like... wild dragons. Or Giant Robots, because according to my new doctor friend that I gave the chicken pox to, those exist. Did you know that?

You have no idea what I've been through in a week alone and just the very idea of you showing up is just... [ She has no words. No. Words. ] You know, my mun actually thinks this whole thing is funny? She thinks it's funny, George.

Are zhey all hideous monsters? Zhink of eet as a fun vacation. A very fun vacation.

Oh you know. About as well as you'd expect.

[See that slight smirk and arch of an eyebrow? Can we say underplay Meredith?]

I got her drunk and whored her out so she didn't die. [She lifted her shoulder in a shrug.] She can't kill me. But she's... well she's Cristina.

Fun while it lasts, I guess. But I dunno, I mean, sleeping with people always turns out to be tricky and overcomplicated. And inappropriate, most of the time.

Zhe whole point ees to be inappropriate! Zhat ees what sex is about. Mon dieu, you are hopeless. Here your mundane has given you a gift, and you want to complain about eet?

So she's not killing anybody because it's too easy. [ Of course. God, she's crafty. ] Good work keeping her alive, though. Inappropriate Sex Island, deadly and disastrous and filled with drunken whoring.

[ THUMBS UP??? ]

What, like Transformers? That's awesome. [ wait. 8I ] Better than wild dogs. Superheroically uncontrollable stuff and... chicken pox.

[ He really wants to ask about the chicken pox, but this is a really bad time to be doing that. He'll save it to come back to later on. In the meantime, his face falls and he shrugs one shoulder. ] Yeah, well. You should tell her her sense of humor sucks.

Yes, I want to complain about eet! Maybe I like complaining, maybe I can complain about whatever I want. [ HE HUFFS AND HE PUFFS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT ]

[The mimicking of his accent is not making him any happier.]

Well go complain somewhere else zhen! Zhere are zhose of us who would adore what you are getting and you just want to whine. Appréciez ce que vous avez trouvé!

George. You make it sound like it's a terrible thing. Really, think about it. It's not much different to being back home.

[Think about it. She has you there. Back home there was all the drunken whoring and the inappropriate sex and the deadly and disastrous. Hello! Code black anyone?]

Exactly like a Transformer. But not the big one that turns into a truck, this one said he's a Doctor. A giant doctor robot I gave the chicken pox to. On a sex island. [ Just in case he didn't get that. ]

I have, trust me.

D'you ever get that feeling like your life probably couldn't suck any worse, only then sex islands and robots with chicken pox happen? [ Oh wait, no, a Transformer on the sex island, his childhood--

There it goes. He knew it well. ]

It's a SEX island O'Malley, suck it up and quit whining. Embrace the Sex island, learn to love the sex island.

[It beats you being dead, Bambi. Quit being a little bitch about it. B|]

Well yeah, but I've gotta complain. It's... it's like the principle of having a mun. You complain about everything. I mean, that's like, in the rule book. Officially.

You go somewhere, and then you complain about inappropriate drunken whoring and life-threatening dangers, and then you pretend that it makes them feel bad, or you just let them know that they should feel bad. [ Because they never seem to do it on their own :'| ]

Sex island and robots and chicken pox isn't even the half of it. It's worse. Much worse. Did I mention the part where I had to tell your friends which-- Well, thought were my friends too but they don't seem to know the part yet-- that you're dead and where, if you show up I'm obviously going to have to explain how your alive? ... You got that, right?

[ Well he will eventually. It's an adjustment period. ]

Nope. Sex Island has to grow on me first. I'm not giving it the satisfaction of embracing it. [ Sex island has to woo him with his being alive and possibly also sex. He doesn't even know, he's just tetchy because he hasn't been out in a while. ]

The sex island can't embrace you O'Malley, it's a sex island. You have to embrace it It's just sex.. Sex is not brain surgery. Any monkey can have sex.. It takes a well trained monkey to perform brain surgery..

[Like apparently McAss, as Meredith is calling Derek right now, since she's in that weird between time when Derek and Addison and her were all he doesn't even know what.]

They're seriously far back, aren't they? Baby-faced, dark and twisty Meredith and Cristina. [ Huffs. All the half-hearted huffing. ]

... sorry. That you have to be all "hey, guys, I'm your friend you don't remember making and there was this bus." Uh. I could probably try taking Why George Isn't Dead duty. I mean, I won't have an answer, but nobody really will, right? So I could just. Maybe say I'm Superman now. Superman's cool.

In the rule book? Nobody told me there was a rule book. Why does nobody ever tell me that there are rules until I'm breaking them?

[This really does need to stop happening. She's almost downright annoyed only of course on Meredith it's rather hard to tell because annoyed Meredith looks an awful lot like happy Meredith. A clue? It's all in the quirk of the brows.]

So. I'm supposed to complain to make the one who does the typing feel bad... even if it's not that bad and it's kind of like being home but without stupid ferry boats?

Edited 2012-05-18 18:47 (UTC)

Yeah, well-

That's a really good point. [ Damn successful encouraging conversations. ] I mean, Callie could probably use someone who's not all... Cristina's honeymoon-y, around. [ Even though dead ex-husband isn't much of a step up from that. ]

Yeah, pretty much. I think that's what it's all about, anyway. I don't really know what I'm doing.

Of course it's a good point. And Callie could use anyone. Including, you. [Dead ex-husband or not. You're at least familiar.]

Right so, we wing it. I mean we're good at winging it aren't we, we've been doing it forever. You winged it in the lift with the heart and that turned out well so... right. Wing it. This is me winging it.

[Meredith, this is probably the point where you should start with the complaining.]

Oh, right of course. You, person who does the writing with your sending me to a sex island where there's Tequila and Cristina and George soon and... [She pauses.] George, this really isn't working for me.

Right.

Right. So I guess I'll just... step up to the plate. Be the guy. [ Because Mer and Cristina are apparently dark and twisty and Callie had chicken pox and these are things you do to help your friends while also being alive and in one piece. Alive and in one piece is good. Plus side, he's pretty sure there won't be any buses to stare at uncomfortably while he's there. ] Embrace the sex island.

[ Where is his popcorn. Oh precious baby-face Meredith, dark and twisty drowning and Cristina's wedding Mer. ]

Yeah, you're pretty awful at this part. Maybe you've gotta let it build up first? Y'know, wait for your elevator to get stuck.

You can do it. I have faith in you.

[When are Mer and Cristina NOT dark and twisty? Callie's chicken pox should be gone by the time they get there, but YES! It's a big help for you to be there, and alive.. Because well.. you being dead? That sucks. No, buses. And even if there were Mark would make sure you stay FAR FAR away from them.

From them and hot redheads about to get hit by them.
And redheaded Trauma surgeons who convince you to join the Army.

So.. basically. No redheads for you.. None. Redheads are bad. BAD GEORGE. BAD!]

Embrace the sex island, and everything will be just fine.

Right. Embracing. [ WE'VE GOT THIS, MARK. The mystical ability to show up and make everything chiller. ]

Non-ferry-boat tropical greek island. I mean there are worse places to embrace.

Good, man! [THEY'VE TOTALLY GOT THIS! Going to the sex island to do manly things and fix all the broken.]

Thank god, I never like the Ferry anyway. And there really are, at least there's sex here, we could be going to a NON-sex island and I hear there are some that are fully of monsters and things like that. So.. If I had to pick? I'd pick the sex island every time.

So nobody ever just decided to make an island all about vacationing without an ultimatum? [ What a rip-off. ]

[You forgot Mommy dying Meredith. AND Fake!Mommy dying Meredith. Lots and lots of dying and darky and twistyness.]

Right! [Nope, no elevator to speak of...] Which, well that would be like the curses except... well the curses really just make you have inappropriate sex with people and, I do that on my own so... I don't know if I have a metaphorical elevator to get stuck in.

Evidently, the one who does the writing says that wouldn't be any fun. [Total rip-off.]

[ Like stormy yarn that refuses to be balled. ]

That could be good. So yeah, maybe a lot of the "heart in an elevator" thing is us actually meaning stuff about- I dunno, rising to the occasion? But I don't think you really needed a stuck elevator to start kicking ass. You're like a... stair-taker. [ Aw yeah, his friends the do-ers. ]

That's it! I'm a stair-taker! I take the stairs... You know if I had taken the stairs then I probably wouldn't have had to deal McDreamy and his McWife... So if you stick to elevators and I keep to the stairs then... [Then this metaphor became horribly lost.] Then we'll be great. Right? I mean we're great already but we'll be better than great we'll be... George, what will we be exactly?

It's fun for us. That should count for something.

Umm.

Awesome. We'll be super awesome. And on every floor! Because we can... get to all the floors. Something like that.

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I just - love your George

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I love everyone in this cast ;A;/