sortinghat_rp application is almost done.

[itsfascinating]

Wait a second, missy! Explain this to me one more time!

So I'm going to be a teacher at a magic school, but instead of being me, I'll be a human?

...Well, I guess the depth perception will be a plus.

Still, I don't really get it! If there's magic, shouldn't there be aliens? I think we make a little more sense than magic wands and flying brooms!

And no, we do not need Jumba there as a teacher, too! Jumba makes evil little monsters! Do you really want him teaching impressionable children?!

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[pureblooded_incest]

I think I could smell the different between humans and aliens though so... I don't know, maybe.

[itsfascinating]

...Smell?

[pureblooded_incest]

Uh-huh. I have... a really could sense of smell.

[That's kind of an understatement.]

[itsfascinating]

How would you even know what an alien smelled like...?

[pureblooded_incest]

I wouldn't but I know they wouldn't smell like a human.

[itsfascinating]

But what if it was a vampire or a zombie or--

Wait, what am I saying?

I've been spending too much time with Lilo.

[pureblooded_incest]

[Ping!]

You don't actually believe in vampires do you?!

[Considering Yuki is one.]

-- I mean, that's just silly. If they were real though, zombies would smell all gross and... decayed and stuff.

[itsfascinating]

Oh, no, of course not! It's just this little girl I know...

No, I'm sure neither of those are real things, thank goodness!

[pureblooded_incest]

Oh yeah, thank goodness. Vampires can be... pretty scary!

[itsfascinating]

Zombies would be even worse!

And at least vampires have good fashion sense. Capes are nice.

[pureblooded_incest]

Zombies would be easier to kill though, wouldn't they? I mean, just use a flamethrower. Oh but wait, where would you find a flamethrower?

They could be models, Vampires are supposed to be really attractive.

[itsfascinating]

Or use a Stitch. I think he could destroy anything.

Are they? Well, so are aliens! Some aliens.

[pureblooded_incest]

What's a Stitch?

They should make a movie with vampires and aliens.

[itsfascinating]

Stitch is a little monster.

Hmmm, maybe.

[pureblooded_incest]

A monster, huh..?

I think it'd be a pretty cool movie!

[itsfascinating]

Well, technically he's a genetic experiment, but little monster is more fitting.

Lilo would like it, that's for sure.

[pureblooded_incest]

Oh, well that definitely... Okay, not better but different.

[itsfascinating]

Well, I guess I should be fair, Stitch is really good deep down.

[pureblooded_incest]

That's good! I think everybody is, really deep down.

[itsfascinating]

That's sweet.

[pureblooded_incest]

I was raised to believe it and I've seen it.