saw the avengers ; someone is awake

[privatizedworldpeace]

Yeah -- let's talk about this again, how you only pay attention to me when you're either bored or need something pretty to look at. Because that's not how I roll, alright? I'm not some big shiny billboard kind of superhero that you whip out whenever you feel cold and lonely at night, and that's totally understandable -- you know, that you'd turn to me, not that you feel cold and lonely at night -- but let's cut to the chase here.

I've got plans. Plans that don't include these shenanigans -- whatever shenanigans they might be. And before you think of doing anything dangerous, I need a couple of things. First, scotch. Second, a really big lab. Third, a TV that has all the channels, including the ones in Chinese. Fourth, a new tower.

Because, you know. Aliens tore my name off of my last one.

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[thestarspangledman]

Appearances can be deceiving, I guess. ...Very deceiving, in your case.