This is why he will never be allowed in a game

[ex_selfinserting471]

How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally.
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just following my destiny.
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing it artistically.
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can I possibly be?

Well there's a principle of webspace.
principle of webspace!
That almost every net nerd knows.
You can try to throw a bitch fit.
try to throw a bitch fit
But whatever the Huss says goes.
The character that wins, like the Page of Hope, gotta take that fandom punch.
And the character that doesn't, oh poor Jane Crocker, ends up as some fangirl's lu-lu-lu-lu-lunch.
munch, munch, munch, munch, munch!!! :D

I'm just sayin'.
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just living the internet dream.
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just following my destiny.
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing this ironically.
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can I possibly be?

There's a giant demon monster.
GIANT DEMON MONSTER.
That everybody knew would come.
But I'll let you on a secret.
Let you on a sekret. :::;)
I'm the only one here when its done.
So I'm biggering my bandwidth, I'm adding complexities, I'm biggering his troll bulge size.
To my fandom out there, cry if you want.
But me?
All the strings.
Are.
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!
2top iit'2 hu22iie tiime.

Let me hear you say 'sail that ship!'
:33 sail that ship!
Now let's it watch it drop!
wwatch it drop
Complain all you want, it's never ever, ever, ever gonna stop.
Come on how bad can I possibly be?

How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just building the economy.
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? Just look at me killin' Feferi.
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
a portion of proceeds goes to fucking nothing seriously
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can I possibly be?
Let's see!

How Ba-a-ad Can He Be
All the cosplayers are buying.
How ba-a-ad can he be?
And the fantrolls are multiplying.
HoW bAaAd CaN hE bE? :o)
And the ship wars are igniting.
hOW, uHH, bA-A-AD CAN HE, uH,, bE?
...Why is dear Vriska denying???
D --> How bad can he be
D --> I need a towel
Who cares if a few trolls are dying!?
HOW B444D C4N H3 B3??? >:]
This is all so gratifying!!!
How bad.
How bad can this possibly be!?

Comments

[twin_armageddons]

what.

[clonksukcer]

[A force stronger than anything you've ever known, stronger than your fear of puppets, stronger than your swag, even stronger than phat beats and dope rhymes combined takes hold of your hands and force them into action. Fortunately you manage to exert enough control to slow them down to a sardonic-sounding slow clap. If anyone ever asks you will say you did it ironically, and not in total and completely awed despair at how this circus monkey is technically pulling all the strings of your life.

Your. Fucking. Life, man.]

[t34l_just1c3]

WH4T TH3 FUCK?

[truffulacide]

[w o o o o o w. just this face. this face with this horrified, disturbed, mildly awestruck look.]

[little_cal]

Wow Hussie. I didn't know you liked to sing!

[sleepwalked]

............................../
ok ya im tiotes too druhnk for this

[docfoul]

[moirailcompass]

[dirty_pool]