On upcoming plans at maisondeportes

[feedmyglitch]

Mundane, we need to speak about these plans of yours. Installing a USB port into the back of my neck by somehow welding it to my darkness, which will then try to reject it but be unable to, hooking me up to a computer, fragmenting my data to the point I revert to my pre-evolved state and become a mindless, feral Shadow, then pumping me full of Bug Blox--all while I watch this and feel it happening--is your idea of fun?

I feel you should revise your definition. Quickly. Because this is hardly what I'd call "fun."

Comments

[paranormal_physicist]

[Takes no notice to your problems, and is instead studying your... species?]

A class 5 corporeal entity, comprised of data? Very interesting.

[nexus_creator]

That sounds very, unfortunate. Data rewriting is certainly very terrible.

[illicitresearch]

Well. It would appear the Organization finally has a contender for inhumane and unusual experimental procedure...

Ohgod, I think I love you.

[feedmyglitch]

...What?

[You are confusing the Heartless.]

[feedmyglitch]

I doubt that's something to be proud of.

[illicitresearch]

Fairly impressive, all the same.

[feedmyglitch]

It's not impressive.

[illicitresearch]

And just who is responsible for this?

[feedmyglitch]

The Phantasms, apparently, are the ones who will be carrying this out.

[abovetheprogram]

[Man. Even he has to admit this kind of thing is overkill.]

Wow... that's... that's really awful.

[illicitresearch]

And the results?

[feedmyglitch]

What results? I'll be reduced to a feral Shadow that is unnaturally strong until I am killed.

[feedmyglitch]

Indeed.

[You're too good, Sora.]

[key_illusion]

I wouldn't deem that as fun, but it would be interesting to watch. [/NO SYMPATHY...Okay, maybe just a little, but he won't say it.]

[feedmyglitch]

You wouldn't be saying that if you were in my place.

[Yoooooou. Why are you so mean? He only tried to delete the entire journal!]

[key_illusion]

No, I wouldn't be saying anything because I wouldn't be whining.

[Dude, he has his own problems, that's why he's mean.]

[illicitresearch]

A shame there are so many in the house who likely oppose the darkness.

/popcorn.gifs dis

[feedmyglitch]

It's lodging a complaint.

[Go cry to Mom about how Sora doesn't understand. >| Because that's not whining at all.]

[feedmyglitch]

It's the principle of the thing. I don't like being modified in such a way.

[key_illusion]

...Is there any way to fix it on your own?

[Alright, he'll let up a little because he totally understands.]

[illicitresearch]

I don't imagine anyone would.

Of course...if your program data is based off of Ansem's old operating systems, I could probably debug you...with the right hardware.

[feedmyglitch]

I'm unsure if it is. The Journal started off as paper and was converted into data.

[feedmyglitch]

...I don't think so. I'll be held down until they're finished, it seems. And by then, I'll be a mindless Shadow.

[illicitresearch]

I see. Well- we could run compatibility tests, I suppose?

[feedmyglitch]

I suppose. Though I'm not quite sure I trust you to not alter my data to force loyalty.

Aw, thanks. XD

[paranormal_physicist]

[Oh crap you see him...but you aren't attacking, so far so good then.]

I was merely taking note of what you are. I haven't seen a sentient being made of data before, although it is theorized in some circles.

Your PKE energy is reminiscent of a class 5 though.

[feedmyglitch]

I am afraid I have no idea what you're talking about with a 'class five.'

And there are many strange things in my universe. There are even monsters that eat hearts.

[No reason to attack as of yet. Yet.]

[paranormal_physicist]

Class 5's are vaguely humanoid entities who vary in sentience.

Monsters who eat hearts are nothing new in my universe either, there are very few things that surprise me anymore.

[The universe can throw a few curve balls though.]

[illicitresearch]

You would prefer to remain a feral shadow?

[the_earths_salt]

What an absurd plan..... Is there even any real point to doing all of this to you?

Regardless, my sympathies for such brutal treatment. I'll be joining you soon enough.