On upcoming plans at maisondeportes

[feedmyglitch]

Mundane, we need to speak about these plans of yours. Installing a USB port into the back of my neck by somehow welding it to my darkness, which will then try to reject it but be unable to, hooking me up to a computer, fragmenting my data to the point I revert to my pre-evolved state and become a mindless, feral Shadow, then pumping me full of Bug Blox--all while I watch this and feel it happening--is your idea of fun?

I feel you should revise your definition. Quickly. Because this is hardly what I'd call "fun."