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The team is perfectly capable of supervising themselves. There wouldn't be a team otherwise.

[But what about non-mission things? You know, when they're not the team and just... teenagers.]

...

They're still capable of supervising themselves. But the question you're really asking is, will they?

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[no preamble. just amble.]

I don't suppose you're willing to explain the soap opera comment, are you?

... [Damn you, Spidey.]

Y'know, he threatened to throw me out of an airlock earlier, I wouldn't listen to him.

That was sarcasm, speedy.

....Speedy's the other archer, not me.

[GET IT RIGHT BRO.]

Wait, so you're the one with super-speed, and you're not named Speedy?

How does that make sense?

Dude, Kid Flash is a way cooler name than Speedy.

[JOURNAL NAME ASIDE.]

Please. It's gonna be real awkward once you hit 18, don't you think?

[AT LEAST SPIDER-MAN IS TIMELESS, WALLY. Also I need more icons.]

Well, duh, I'm picking up the Flash mantle eventually.

...Probably. At least I think so?

[IF HE WOULD BE MENTIONED IN THE NEW SEASON ALREADY...]

Eventually. But unless the guy's got plans to retire soon or get himself killed, you'll still need a new name.

[RIGHT? FIGURES HE AND ARTEMIS GET LEFT OUT, AND THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES I WANT AN UPDATE ON.]

...

[Thanks, Spidey. What Wally really wanted to do was think about the possibility of his uncle being dead.]

I guess, but it can't be Speedy, that's already taken. Not to mention unoriginal.

[BUT HEY, AT LEAST WE KNOW THAT GROWN UP ZATANNA ~~AND NIGHTWING~~ IS ~~ARE~~ KIND OF HOT.]

[Oh, and like adding Kid to some other hero's name was original, Wallace.]

Well, unless you're planning on the next Drive event dropping the Fountain of Youth in your room, you should probably start thinking about it. You've probably got like what, three years, tops?

[WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR EX AND YOUR OTHER MAN-CRUSH, WALLACE]

[In Wally's defense he was, like, thirteen and sort of made that up on the fly.]

Actually, the drive already sort of did that. Being a toddler? Not that fun.

...and I doubt that he's going to show up anyway, I probably don't need to think of another name.

[JUST SAYING.]

[Ri-ight. You do realize you're just confirming his suspicions. Watch him try and draw a reaction out of you.]

Would you prefer I ask Artemis?

[FFFUUU-- Well actually. Wally doesn't have much going on himself in the drama department right now. It's more like the team in general...]

Uh, well she and Zatanna blew up a kitchen recently, so I don't know how much information you're going to get out of her right now.

[Hmm. So neither Wally nor Artemis are causing trouble. As hard as that is to believe...]

Business as usual, then.

What's your assessment? Do you think I need to be there, for any reason?

[Give it time.]

Du-- er... Bats, you realize that if your mun decides to send you somewhere, whatever I say isn't going to change that, right?

[BUT IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE A MENTOR FROM BACK HOME ABOARD.]

[Nice save.]

She's more likely to listen to your opinion than mine.

Well Aqualad and Superboy keep disappearing, and Rob tends to fill in the whole leader role, but I'm not going to say no to more friendly faces from home.

[Or Bat Glare faces anyway.]

[Okay, anyone else would crack a smile at the irony of that statement. Batman is not, but he can still appreciate it for what it is.]

How is Robin handling that?

[He's got perfect confidence in Robin's leadership skills, but nor does he himself enjoy being the leader.]

[Well that's fine. Wally might not know what to do if Batman cracked a smile.]

When he's not being possessed by weird demon bugs, or busy saving me-- I mean, people, from becoming shark food?

Not bad.

[He even made everybody training schedules. Whether or not anyone follows those schedules is a bit of a different story...]

...he also finds time to go on dates with Zatanna, somehow.

[Wally might be over-sharing right now.]

[...meh, in some alternate universe somewhere, there is a Bruce who agrees with his choice.

Okay, it's a little uncomfortable, but Dick is about that age... and she, at least, is not the daughter of Ra's al Ghul. So, yay?]

I'm guessing the one helps him with the other.

[...Robin, you'd better hope this wasn't Fate-al...]

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homeless, debating gargleblasted

pfffft SORRY I MEANT TO ACCEPT THAT YELL. Hi.

ffff NO WORRIES.

ACTUALLY A LOT OF WORRIES, THEY'RE VERY OUT OF HAND

FEELINGS ARE HARD OKAY.

Tell me about it bro

Being a teenager in space is suffering.

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/grabby hands

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/clings to ;^;

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