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[decentdad]

The team is perfectly capable of supervising themselves. There wouldn't be a team otherwise.

[But what about non-mission things? You know, when they're not the team and just... teenagers.]

...

They're still capable of supervising themselves. But the question you're really asking is, will they?

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[wallcrawler]

Well, how do you feel about teenage soap operas?

Because that's kind of what happened.

[decentdad]

...soap opera.

[wallcrawler]

Well, minus the part with the evil twins and the inevitable coma storyline in time for sweeps, but you get the idea.

AAAAHHHH

[speedyfanboy]

[Oh. Batman. Batman from his universe Batman even.]

Hey Bats, long time no see. Like... ever.

[decentdad]

I get the idea. I'd like some specifics.

[Well... no, he really wouldn't, but it's... kind of his duty.]

pfffft SORRY I MEANT TO ACCEPT THAT YELL. Hi.

[decentdad]

[no preamble. just amble.]

I don't suppose you're willing to explain the soap opera comment, are you?

[wallcrawler]

Well, lots of dating drama, don't think there's been a whole lot of training, Aqualad and Superboy keep getting temporally displaced, that sort of thing.

I'm even seeing if they've got open membership, just to even things out.

ffff NO WORRIES.

[speedyfanboy]

... [Damn you, Spidey.]

Y'know, he threatened to throw me out of an airlock earlier, I wouldn't listen to him.

ACTUALLY A LOT OF WORRIES, THEY'RE VERY OUT OF HAND

[wallcrawler]

That was sarcasm, speedy.

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[decentdad]

[Ri-ight. You do realize you're just confirming his suspicions. Watch him try and draw a reaction out of you.]

Would you prefer I ask Artemis?

FEELINGS ARE HARD OKAY.

[speedyfanboy]

....Speedy's the other archer, not me.

[GET IT RIGHT BRO.]

Tell me about it bro

[wallcrawler]

Wait, so you're the one with super-speed, and you're not named Speedy?

How does that make sense?

[decentdad]

That's ambitious of you.

[oh god he's not going to ask much more about dating drama. how do i emotions.]

Are they at least all speaking to each other civilly?

/grabby hands

[speedyfanboy]

[FFFUUU-- Well actually. Wally doesn't have much going on himself in the drama department right now. It's more like the team in general...]

Uh, well she and Zatanna blew up a kitchen recently, so I don't know how much information you're going to get out of her right now.

[wallcrawler]

Hey, I had to handle New York on my own back home, there is no way I'm taking on that kind of stress by myself again. This is kinda the first time I've been around other superheroes.

[Well, first you have to let your little bat-heart grow three sizes, and then...]

Far as I know, yeah. The mun says there was an exception a while back, but it had a lot more to do with the usual ship shenanigans than anything else. Last I checked they were all still on good terms.

Being a teenager in space is suffering.

[speedyfanboy]

Dude, Kid Flash is a way cooler name than Speedy.

[JOURNAL NAME ASIDE.]

Re: Being a teenager in space is suffering.

[wallcrawler]

Please. It's gonna be real awkward once you hit 18, don't you think?

[AT LEAST SPIDER-MAN IS TIMELESS, WALLY. Also I need more icons.]

[alienfromkansas]

I never took you for the mother hen type, B.

[speedyfanboy]

Well, duh, I'm picking up the Flash mantle eventually.

...Probably. At least I think so?

[IF HE WOULD BE MENTIONED IN THE NEW SEASON ALREADY...]

[wallcrawler]

Eventually. But unless the guy's got plans to retire soon or get himself killed, you'll still need a new name.

[RIGHT? FIGURES HE AND ARTEMIS GET LEFT OUT, AND THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES I WANT AN UPDATE ON.]

[decentdad]

I'm not. This is more Canary's department.

[speedyfanboy]

...

[Thanks, Spidey. What Wally really wanted to do was think about the possibility of his uncle being dead.]

I guess, but it can't be Speedy, that's already taken. Not to mention unoriginal.

[BUT HEY, AT LEAST WE KNOW THAT GROWN UP ZATANNA AND NIGHTWING IS ARE KIND OF HOT.]

/re-reaches

[decentdad]

[Hmm. So neither Wally nor Artemis are causing trouble. As hard as that is to believe...]

Business as usual, then.

What's your assessment? Do you think I need to be there, for any reason?

[wallcrawler]

[Oh, and like adding Kid to some other hero's name was original, Wallace.]

Well, unless you're planning on the next Drive event dropping the Fountain of Youth in your room, you should probably start thinking about it. You've probably got like what, three years, tops?

[WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR EX AND YOUR OTHER MAN-CRUSH, WALLACE]

[decentdad]

Being successful doesn't make the endeavor any less ambitious.

[Hey, he's a good size and a half beyond most Batmans, tyvm.]

Good. I'm not concerned as long as it doesn't interfere with what's important.