Rather Displeased about Plans to go to Mayfield

[mylittlechangeling]

What's this? You think you can puppet me around? Sorry to say, but I'm the one that pulls the strings around here.

I don't know who you think you are, but the fact that you are even dreaming you can control me is cute.

If you persist in your plans to strip me of my powers and place me in a town where I will be considered nothing more than a common beast, you will pay dearly.

It's not a matter of if, it's a matter of when and who. Hmmm? Shall I replace one of your parents? Or perhaps...? No, I shouldn't say, but I imagine you know exactly who I'm thinking of. Giving you false hope and then draining you of every drop of love shall be immensely satisfying.

I will be the last face you gaze upon when you die by my hooves. Mark my words.

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[shine_on_armor]

Maybe we could make some of those ideas come true...

[mylittlechangeling]

Oh, has it come back to that again? I have no intention of following the whims of any human.

[shine_on_armor]

Help me...

[mylittlechangeling]

Why should I help you?

[shine_on_armor]

[And then they were in a porno.]

This is why.

[mylittlechangeling]

[Chrysalis is looking around in confusion.]

What sorcery is this?

[shine_on_armor]

Mmm. Chrysalis. You lookin' good, girl. Got your holes in all the right places. Makin' me...

...

Help me...

...

...

How about I conquer your kingdom, girl?

[mylittlechangeling]

...I would much rather destroy your kingdom.

[shine_on_armor]

[And then he had sex with her.]

[mylittlechangeling]

[Except he didn't, because the Queen would have none of that. She has wings, after all, and decided that it would be her best tactical interest to withdraw from the situation.

After all, her Changelings were still hungry, and she needed to find somewhere else for them to feed and recover, while they built up their strength to prepare for the next invasion on Canterlot.]

[shine_on_armor]

[And then the mod lied to everyone and said they had sex.]

Bastard...

It's never too late for marital problems.

[loveisabattlefield]

(Guess who walked in on this...)

Shining...? What's going on here?

It's never too early, either

[shine_on_armor]

Horrible, horrible things.

Make my mun stop it... please...

They arrive precisely when they mean to.

[loveisabattlefield]

But...I'll try...

(And then suddenly, that love magic she used before. DO NOT GIVE INTO RULE 34, MY LOVE)

Re: They arrive precisely when they mean to.

[shine_on_armor]

[The Rule 34 is banished into the inky abyss of the mun's smut fan fics. He's saved.]

Cadence... You saved me!

[loveisabattlefield]

(And that is where they shall stay.)

I'll always come to your rescue.

[shine_on_armor]

... Let's, uh... let's not tell anypony about this.

[loveisabattlefield]

Agreed.

[shine_on_armor]

[That won't stop him from nuzzling you.]

You're the only mare for me, Cadence.

[loveisabattlefield]

(Well, the scene is still set, soooo...yeah, she's nuzzling you back.)

And you're the only stallion for me.

[shine_on_armor]

And I couldn't be happier.

[Have a peck on the cheek, dear significant other!]

[loveisabattlefield]

Neither could I.

(A peck she'll gladly return~)

But now I'm curious...was this decorating your doing or your mun's?

[shine_on_armor]

Decorating?

I'm horrible with decorating. It was probably my mun's idea.

[loveisabattlefield]

I certainly hope so. You can do much more remarkable things than this, Shining.