dear_mun | Rather Displeased about Plans to go to Mayfield

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Rather Displeased about Plans to go to Mayfield

What's this? You think you can puppet me around? Sorry to say, but I'm the one that pulls the strings around here.

I don't know who you think you are, but the fact that you are even dreaming you can control me is cute.

If you persist in your plans to strip me of my powers and place me in a town where I will be considered nothing more than a common beast, you will pay dearly.

It's not a matter of if, it's a matter of when and who. Hmmm? Shall I replace one of your parents? Or perhaps...? No, I shouldn't say, but I imagine you know exactly who I'm thinking of. Giving you false hope and then draining you of every drop of love shall be immensely satisfying.

I will be the last face you gaze upon when you die by my hooves. Mark my words.

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They're the ones in charge. It's their rules and we all have to play by them, which means no magic and no shape shifting for you for at least the first month.

It sucks, but they're the administrators; it's their rules we have to play by.

Magic or no, they don't need to remove bits and pieces of my body. That's barbaric. There's no reason to take away my horn.

Next thing you're going to tell me is that my wings are going to be ripped off as well.

They're naturally barbaric; they just sugar coat it by saying they normalize everypony who gets stuck there. They'll make non-humans the equivalent of house cats, if they want to.

Honestly...I'll have to get back to you on that. It's possible they might take away your wings as well, but the horn's definitely getting stolen.

Once I re-obtain my powers, those that instigated this humiliation will suffer greatly.

After I claim my revenge on them, then I shall turn my attention to my human and make them sorry they ever laid eyes on me.

You'll find plenty of co-conspirators, then. Almost everyone there wants to beat up he ones in charge; maybe you should talk to them and form alliances.

And like I said: good luck with assassinating your mun. The barrier dividing the internet from their world is stronger than any spell available.

Interesting...I could use a new army since my Changelings won't be in town. I may have to look into these matters.

I'll just continue absorbing love until I can shatter the barrier then. If I can defeat Celestia, then a simple wall shouldn't be any trouble.

I wouldn't be so eager to consider them your army; those types usually keep their own goals in mind all the time.

It's not any simple wall, though: this is the fourth wall, the kind of wall that keeps realities separate from each other.

I'm sure I can convince them to see things my way.

With enough power, anything is possible. No task or enemy is too great.

Have fun with that.

Anything within this reality, maybe. Crossing over to theirs could spell total disaster.

Oh, believe me, I will.

Depending on what my human makes me endure, it could be well worth the risk.

Worse than anything that could happen to you in Equestria, that's for sure. You could end up as a lab experiment if you get caught. I'm not concerned about your well-being, but you should know the dangers.

I won't be caught if I have all my powers. Transforming into humans should be a breeze.

They'll never know what hit them.

This is assuming you make it that far in the first place...which you probably won't. There are characters who live for attacking the fourth wall and even they haven't crossed over.

Some beings have devoted their entire lives to crossing it and still have failed? Perhaps they're going about it the wrong way.

It's not to say they're doing it wrong, but maybe that there's no right way at all. I mean, look at this.

(Twilight taps on the screen with a hoof.)

It's sturdy. Even if you shatter the glass, something will still keep you from fully crossing over.

If the glass is broken, then there should be nothing obstructing the way. It must be very strange magic indeed to keep up a barrier despite destroying it.

And therein lies the complexity of the issue: even when the barrier is broken, it's not broken. It doesn't make sense at all, but that's how it works...the only logic to it is that it can't be crossed. At all.

There's a way to get around everything, you just have to seek it out. I've never found a hurdle there wasn't a way to jump over.

This isn't a simple hurdle, though; this is a barrier around their entire universe. You can't really jump over that.

(She probably didn't mean literally, Twi...)

Jump over it, break it, tunnel under it, it doesn't matter. I will find a way to get past it.

Nothing is impossible when you posses enough strength.

So you just plan on forcing your way through with strength alone?

If that's what I must to. Don't forget, I have a whole army behind me to assist me in my task.

Because that all did you a lot of good the last time you attempted an invasion.

Everything went perfectly, until unforeseen circumstances occurred.

I doubt that the humans have anything powered by love, so it shouldn't be a problem.

It's not love, but they have a lot of technology. It kind of goes hand in hand with magic, but I don't know how far along they are with that.

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