penny hartz. (
yearofpenny) wrote in
dear_mun2012-05-01 08:16 pm
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canon is happy endings ; new muse is new and uncertain...
I have no idea why you're so nervous, this experience is totally going to be ah-mah-zing. Just think of all the guys I can meet through this! Maybe I can finally meet the one, and you know if he happens to be a tall, dark and brooding vampire - I'm totally okay with that.
The year of Penny is on girlfriend!
The year of Penny is on girlfriend!

you are a beautiful shooting star of a person
And I mean sure now, you're all sparkling in the sunlight is fine but what if you don't get the Twilight version? What if you get a Whedon vampire and you just lose your soul and your gorgeous bone structure because I mean. What the hell is with that vampire face? Like you want to spend eternity looking like a hockey player's? Only hockey players can pull that off, Penny.
Besides if you end up being a Whedon vamp, do you know what that would make me? Blonde, skinny and armed with Krav?