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[yearofpenny]

I have no idea why you're so nervous, this experience is totally going to be ah-mah-zing. Just think of all the guys I can meet through this! Maybe I can finally meet the one, and you know if he happens to be a tall, dark and brooding vampire - I'm totally okay with that.

The year of Penny is on girlfriend!

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[betterlong]

Penny, you know how your boundless optimism is one of the most entertaining things about you but also the thing most likely to get you the news as the beleaguered and unknowing girlfriend of a serial killer?

I'm just saying. You can't Fosse fist your way out of an eternal embrace.

[mooremooremoore]

Penny, quick! Cliff, marry, or shag.

Edward Cullen, Louis de Pointe du Lac, or Angel.

asdfghl hi!

[yearofpenny]

Come on Jane give me some credit. I mean if a guy has a white van there is no way I'm going near him. Or if he looks like that guy from Dexter.

Eternal embrace? Ohmigod what if I fall in love with a vampire and he turns me. It could totally be like Twilight, but without getting the wires to my car cut, or the whole baby ripping it's way out of my stomach thing.

[yearofpenny]

Max! That is totally unfair, how can you leave out Bill from True Blood? He is only the ideal vampire slash man slash everything.

But okay, um...cliff Edward Cullen, shag Louis de Pointe, since Tom Cruise was totally at his prime then and marry Angel. I'd totally shag him but the whole soul I'm going to bite your face off - not really my thing. Even though his whole stalker evil leering thing is kinda hot.

[mooremooremoore]

You said dark and the obvious True Blood choice is Erik, who is more of a blonde so he doesn't fit since I'm assuming dark meant hair because vampires are pale as hell.

Penny, Louis is Brad Pitt. You're thinking Lestat but I will accept your answer to shag him. ...Evil stalker leering thing is kinda hot.

[yearofpenny]

Oh please, Erik is so...Erik. Bill is romantic and funny. I can totally see us at the dinner table with our children, who we'd obviously have to adopt or go to a sperm bank, which I guess I'd be okay with - they do screen these things right? Anyways I can totally see him doing the whole french fry fan thing.

...really? [ penny makes a face. ] It must be the whole hair thing, totally threw me off. [ beat. ] Okay so I never watched the whole movie I got bored really quickly. Maybe if there were more shirtless scenes...

[mooremooremoore]

Hey! Erik is sexy as hell. Are you really considering little adopted southern babies with Bill so he can do his french fry thing?

You got bored? For shaaaame. The entire vampire stereotype came from that! And tiny Kirsten Dunst is in it. Who doesn't love a tiny Kirsten Dunst? She helps make Jumanji fun.

you are a beautiful shooting star of a person

[betterlong]

Let's not even touch the subject of you and vans and how the presence of a musical instrument alone might make you flexible on that point.

And I mean sure now, you're all sparkling in the sunlight is fine but what if you don't get the Twilight version? What if you get a Whedon vampire and you just lose your soul and your gorgeous bone structure because I mean. What the hell is with that vampire face? Like you want to spend eternity looking like a hockey player's? Only hockey players can pull that off, Penny.

Besides if you end up being a Whedon vamp, do you know what that would make me? Blonde, skinny and armed with Krav?

so i am ditzy as alex apparently. totally meant to put some squeeage over max up here. so SQUEEEE <3

[yearofpenny]

In season two maybe, that whole hair thing he had in the first? Not so much. I - well that wouldn't be the only reason, it's just he can't procreate and seems like he'd be a great dad and everything. Besides, the accents are so cute!

Well she was a creepy tiny Kirsten Dunst. How about this, we'll get some french fries and some ketchup, and we'll have a movie night? And I...won't fall asleep?