Inflicting this hideously stupid thing on Gora

[alchemicals]

Well, look at you! Finally deciding to prove your worth as more than bomb materials, and picking a place where I'll still have some power on top of it. Not the sort of power I'd like, yeah, but we can work on that.

Hopefully I'm not going to have to congratulate you every time you make a decision, but hey - this one's actually worthy of a "You're trying!"

Mostly, anyway.

... ... ...

...yeah, if those damn cat ears are not off within the week, I am whacking them off because that is not funny.

[Yes, Kimbley, screw you too, enjoy your game.]

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[alchemicals]

Yeah, we will.

...eventually.

... ... ...maybe.

[..........................................]

Archer...

[determinator]

Oh don't look at me. This is hardly my fault.

[EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU KNOW IT, ARCHER!!]

[alchemicals]

[EVEN

WHEN

IT'S NOT TBH]

Yeah, well. At least there's a chance this won't go too badly; if it goes well it'll actually be good to be in the same general area again.

[ugh ugh ugh insert inconvenient friendship wharrgarbl here because no seriously fuck you man okay let's stop with this whole affection thing]

And work on your damn pain tolerance!

[determinator]

Yes, well. I won't let it go badly.

[N-no but affection tho!!]

Wh-what!? It's hardly my fault that I'm not prepared to get chained up on a regular basis! What do you want me to do about that?

[alchemicals]

I don't know, but you'd better figure something out; I'm not about to help you practice.

[KIMBLEY...............]

[determinator]

I-- what?

[AWELRKMSKELWKEML WHAT ARE YOU]

That's--! That's not--!

[INSERT MORE KEYSMASH]

1/2

[alchemicals]

[wait but]

...what?

[alchemicals]

[...........OI]

Not what I meant! Goddamn, Archer -

[determinator]

[BBTHING CAN YOU PLEASE THINK BEFORE YOU TALK GODDAMN]

W-well you...! You should have... clarified! Would it kill you to think before you speak!?

[NOT LIKE HE'S FLUSTERED OR ANYTHING]

[alchemicals]

Would it kill you to not read into everything I say?! It's like books, Archer, sometimes there's meanings and sometimes a tree is just a damn tree!

[determinator]

...What? There are some things you just don't say in response to something like that!

[...Admittedly, he probably shouldn't have said it in the first place but...]

[alchemicals]

You're the one talking about how no one ever chains you up!

[..............UH]

[determinator]

That is not what I said!

[WHAT IN THE GOOD FUCK IS THIS CONVERSATION]

[alchemicals]

...no, I'm actually sure that's pretty close to what you said.

[determinator]

...That's not what I meant, then! Are you done?

[KIMBLEY BB. THIS IS SO AWK.]

[alchemicals]

...pretty done, yeah.

[determinator]

Good.

[...wait hang on where did the tsun come from. Why is he tsuning about this; goddammit, Kimbley this is your fault somehow!!]

[alchemicals]

[Hey, hey - recall what was said earlier. Everything is your fault, even when it's not.]

Ah, come on, Archer, what's that look for?

[determinator]

[The tsun is never his fault tho!! You can't make yourself tsun!]

Oh what the hell do you think it's for?

[alchemicals]

Would I ask if I knew?

[He totally would.]

[determinator]

You just like teasing me.

[TSUUUUUUUUUUUN]

[alchemicals]

Well, yeah, of course. You make it easy.

[determinator]

Wh--? I do not!

[OH GOD THE TSUN IS GETTING WORSE WHY DO YOU DO THESE THINGS]