Inflicting this hideously stupid thing on Gora

[alchemicals]

Well, look at you! Finally deciding to prove your worth as more than bomb materials, and picking a place where I'll still have some power on top of it. Not the sort of power I'd like, yeah, but we can work on that.

Hopefully I'm not going to have to congratulate you every time you make a decision, but hey - this one's actually worthy of a "You're trying!"

Mostly, anyway.

... ... ...

...yeah, if those damn cat ears are not off within the week, I am whacking them off because that is not funny.

[Yes, Kimbley, screw you too, enjoy your game.]

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[alkahestry]

[No. NO. NO. NO!

Freaking out.

Just a bit.

So much freaking out that the cat literally has his tongue so to speak.]

[alchemicals]

[...oh good lord, kid.]

Problem?

[alkahestry]

[What do you expect when the last memory he has of you besides dying, is being turned into a bomb. A BOMB!]

You were ... [dead] ... you shouldn't be... [alive]

[alchimia]

[ omg


just...



oh my god ]

No. No fucking way.

[ Hello Kimbley. It's been a while since he's seen you. Roughly two years, give or take. Don't mind Ed. He just has a slight beef with the way Kimbley turned his brother into a bomb. ]

[alchemicals]

[Suddenly, everyone?!]

Oh, this will be a party, won't it.

[alchimia]

[ Yes. With possible impending cat fight. ]

Fuck you. Come near Al again and I swear... I'll make you pay this time.

[barrette]

If you cut them off you'll bleed to death.

[ JUST WARNING YOU, SIR... ]

[alchemicals]

How does that even...work, there's not nearly enough blood running to them for that. Shouldn't be, anyway.

[barrette]

The clinic staff won't treat you if you do, for one.

[determinator]

[BUT KIMBLEY YOUR EARS ARE SO CUUUUUUUTE!!!]

Well, it's good to see we'll be reunited, at least.

[..............]

Do inform your mun that she's a horrible, horrible person, however. That canon point is horrid.

[alchemicals]

Oh, like she doesn't already know.

She's trying to insist that first point makes up for the last one. Can't say she's too wrong on it.

[determinator]

Yes, well...!

[That's... very true, isn't it...]

Well, this had better work out.

[Not like he's pouting or anything!!!]

[seductively]

Aww, but a man like you would look so precious with cat ears! Where exactly is your mun sending you, anyway?

[Because hey, Catherine wouldn't mind getting some cat ears, too.]

[alchemicals]

[.........ladies.]

Some place called Gora; apparently everyone gets them on arrival.

They'd look much cuter on you, believe me.

[seductively]

[She giggles.]

How kind of you to say~! Maybe I'll let you have a peek someday...

[And she follows it up with a suggestive wink.]

[engineeringotaku]

...

[She's just staring at you. She should be nice... but she really doesn't want to be to him. Not after the kidnapping thing...]

[alchemicals]

[Well, hey there, you're cute. And someone he. Doesn't. Know at all okay then - ]

Hey. Is there some sort of problem?

[engineeringotaku]

[He doesn't know her yet, but she definitely knows you, Kimbley...]

I never thought I'd see you again....

1/2

[incendere]

(Cat ears...?)

[incendere]

(Brb dying of laughter)

[alchemicals]

[OI. OI.]

Yeah, yeah. Laugh it up, Colonel; I'm sure your mun's been nothing but sweetness and light to you.

[miss_sniper]

...

[alchemicals]

Long time no see.

THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

[snapandscoot]

Mr Kimblee....

[[.....

.........

...............]]

What have you done to your hair?!

...BB...

[alchemicals]

You're a little behind the times - it's been like this for a while now.

[.............]

So where have we met, exactly? I'm pretty sure I'd remember you.

[it's about this time that the mun feels the need to apologize to just about every female in this post goddamn]