On plurk memes and hopefully non-canonical turn of events.

[monkeytailed]

Married?! To Rusty? Wh-what? No! [He'd quip about the various other events in his life, grouse about certain drops, bemoan other things, but this? Even as a joke this eclipses everything.]

Comments

fff lmao

[sir_rusty]

What? Where did you get this ludicrous idea? It's... it's repugnant!

Your fault.

[monkeytailed]

From the muns! Geez, Rusty, it's Dear Mun, break the fourth wall a little! [His face is stuck like this.]

Yeah I know. :'D

[sir_rusty]

There will be no such destruction of private property while I'm on duty!

Are you proud?

[monkeytailed]

Steiner, you're not gonna get far if you don't...uh, bend the rules a little! Come on.

Of course

[sir_rusty]

I am not like you, rules aren't something you can just play with and ignore!

[monkeytailed]

No, and it's Rusty.

[terrarestrial]

[ THIS FACE... ]

Now with better icon.

[monkeytailed]

......

Hey Mikoto. Listen to your big brother and don't let your mundane fill out any memes, okay?

[terrarestrial]

I'll keep that in mind.

[ YOU ARE A SHINING EXAMPLE OF WHAT NOT TO DO but she loves you anyway ♥ ]

[monkeytailed]

[A'yup. His full name is Zidane "Cautionary Tale" Tribal.] Yours been treating you alright? You haven't been getting into trouble, have you?

[terrarestrial]

I haven't. The only memes I've encountered are the ones at bakerstreet.

... It seems like she may be interested in applying for me in a game, but it's useless. She won't bother.

[monkeytailed]

Come on, they're usually more trouble than they're worth but you'd get to make all kinds of new friends at a game. You gotta get her to finish an app!

[terrarestrial]

I'm not interested. It's difficult enough adjusting to Gaia, I don't see the point in joining a game and having to adjust there, too.

[summoner_eiko]

You're getting married to Steiner?!

[monkeytailed]

Why would I get married to him? Come on, it's Rusty.

[summoner_eiko]

What about Garnet? I'd bet she'd like to know about this...

[monkeytailed]

...you wouldn't. Geez, it's only a bad joke. She doesn't need to know about this...

[summoner_eiko]

...Just kidding!

[monkeytailed]

[Given the person immediately below this this entire 'just kidding' thing is questionable. Man, I love coincidental timing.] ...Eiko, you don't have to scare me like that.

[summoner_eiko]

Oh, come on, Zidane! It's not like you're actually going to marry Rusty~!

[rackets]

...Congratulations?

[sir_rusty]

P-Princess!

Don't believe his words. I'm not sure why he would make up such lies but that's all they are!

[rackets]

If it was a lie, you wouldn't be so flustered.

[sir_rusty]

[Please, it takes literally nothing to fluster Steiner.]

Y-you can't believe him!

[rackets]

( she can't help but try teasing him~ )

Why would he lie about something like this?

[sir_rusty]

[And it's working splendidly.]

This is preposterous! I don't know what kind of game he's playing or why but I agreed to no marriage!

[rackets]

I just find it strange that Zidane, of all people, would joke about getting married to you.

[sir_rusty]

Certainly, he's up to no good, as usual. Don't believe his lies so easily, Princess.

[rackets]

If you insist... ( she still feels like there's more to this and she wants to know. )

[sir_rusty]

I'm glad that you believe me, Princess.

[Whew! Crisis adverted. And no, nobody needs to know the context...]

[rackets]

You've never given me a reason not to believe you.

[monkeytailed]

Dagger! It's kinda a long story...she got bored and... [Screw you, Eiko, you said you were kidding. You said you were kidding.]

[rackets]

...And?

[monkeytailed]

...and you really wanna hear the rest of it?

[rackets]

Of course I do!

[finalrequiem]

You deserve one another.

[boasting]

( this gets an eyebrow raise. )

[atailoftwoworlds]

Whoah, what?!