dusting off an old muse, packing him up to send him to konran

[boinkboinkbonk]

Are you kiddin' me? You're kiddin' me, right? You woke me up for this? I was just havin' the best dream about Elizabeth Taylor in a cat suit!

No way am I goin' along with this, mun. You tellin' me my life is a lie AND nerfin' my speed? Hell no! You just keep messin' with that curly-haired chick and leave ME outta this.

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[sailorlaughter]

...who's Elizabeth Taylor?

[boinkboinkbonk]

Only the sexiest actress in the woHOLY CRAP IT'S A TALKING PINK HORSE WHAT THE HELL.

[polyturtle]

Yes, that is Pinkie Pie.

[boinkboinkbonk]

AND A TALKING TURTLE?!?

I...I must be going nuts. [looks at his bottle of Bonk] What the hell is in this stuff?

[sailorlaughter]

[She leans up on her hooves to peer at the bottle.] Bonk? Hmmm...I'd say lots and lots of bouncy balls! And maybe some wiffle bats! What do you think, Don?

[boinkboinkbonk]

Bouncy ba--

Look, pink, I dunno what messed up drug trip I'm on but you've gotta go away now. [legit freaked out]

[sailorlaughter]

[She giggles.] Why would I do THAT? We're just getting to know each other! The best PART of going on a trip is getting to meet lots of new friends!

[boinkboinkbonk]

The best part of going on a trip is getting OUT of the car cramped with your entire freakin' family.

[sailorlaughter]

Car? Is that like a carriage? MY family never had a carriage, but that's probably 'cause we never went on very many trips! We couldn't just leave the farm all by itself, you know! I take the train when I go back to visit them now, though!

[boinkboinkbonk]

...

[sailorlaughter]

I haven't actually been there for a while though! LAST time I was on a train, I was taking the absolute BIGGEST BEST CAKE EVER to Canterlot! And then we had a mystery! It was totally fun, even IF half my cake got eaten!

I have a RED Soldier muse that I'll bring out in a bit, but taunting Scout with girls has to happen

[croissant_du_ange]

Has anyone ever told you that you are quite loud?

taunting Scout with ANYBODY has to happen. I just hope my muse isn't too far out of date >>

[boinkboinkbonk]

Yeah, whatcha gonna do about it?

Don't worry about it! I'm sure you'll do fine~

[croissant_du_ange]

Hmm? I may have to teach you a lesson.

[And out comes those scythe rifles.]

I kind of lost track of the "canon" since the hats thing started. Stupid gimick >>

[boinkboinkbonk]

...

[Ok. That's kind of awesome. But can they beat the FORCE O' NATURE?]

I personally like hats, but I still enjoy the game for what it is. Hats just make me look cool.

[croissant_du_ange]

[It's a distinct possibility that they may.]

Do you still wish you fight me? I'm sure toning the volume down would be far more suitable and less likely to cause internal damage.

they just annoy me ^^; especially that big idle server debacle. My friend never shut up about that.

[boinkboinkbonk]

Bring it on, toots! I don't usually hit chicks, but that's why I ain't got the bat.

Well, other people are to blame for that, not the hats.

[croissant_du_ange]

[And enjoy those two bullets that fire from her guns with a crack, Scout.]

Do not call me toots.

I know, I just got a little tired of hearing about hats ^^;;;

[boinkboinkbonk]

[Can't hit what ain't there, toots!]

Oh, I understand completely /lips are sealed

[croissant_du_ange]

[Oh, it's that way huh? Alright, have it your way. She'll be throwing them up in the air and catching them...except now she's holding them as scythes.

And she'll be looking around for you, ya twitchy little gremlin.]

[boinkboinkbonk]

[Oh that's ok. He'll just be right here BEHIND YOU. Bang bang, sucker!]

[croissant_du_ange]

[And that's fine, because Margaret is going to be back-flipping out of the way and appearing to float in mid air while swinging down one of her scythes.

She's rank four out of fifty-one highly-trained assassins, gonna have to do better than that, Scout.]

[boinkboinkbonk]

[Meep! Ok, that was a good one. Dammit he liked this shirt!]

Alright, well if that's how you wanna play it...[yup, the bat's coming out. That'll stop a scythe, right?]

[croissant_du_ange]

[This is No More Heroes logic. A bat can stop a light saber for crying out loud.

And CLANG! The metal of the scythe hits the metal of the bat and give a bit of recoil. Margaret will just be landing and taking a few steps back.]

Interesting.

[boinkboinkbonk]

[Uh, yup! Totally meant to do that!]

Yeah! How do ya like that?

[croissant_du_ange]

Not what I was expecting, I'll admit that much.

[boinkboinkbonk]

Can't always judge a book by its cover, lady!

[croissant_du_ange]

Very true, looks can be deceiving.

[memoryreprieved]

It's really... not so bad here. [ Once you get used to it anyway. ]

[boinkboinkbonk]

Not so bad? Mun says I can't run my fastest there! It sucks!

[He doesn't WANT to get used to it, he wants to continue kicking ass where he is now!]

[memoryreprieved]

[ Hm... Guess that would suck. Considering all the stuff she could do and all she can't do now, welp. ]

...At least the people here aren't so bad.

[boinkboinkbonk]

Yeah, try tellin' that to blondie over there.

[memoryreprieved]

Huh? [ Not totally oblivious in this instance, nope. ]

[boinkboinkbonk]

Y'know, that tall chick with the big nose who's always whinin' about her two boyfriends or whatever.

[memoryreprieved]

Boy-friends.... But there's a lot of people with boy-friends there. [ But... Not a lot of girls, so. ] You mean Liz?

[quickly]

Bro, my speed's gonna get nerfed too when I'm back inta the hellhole town my mun just hasta torture me in. I ain't sure why she's bein' so crazy about makin' me miserable, but whatevah. I'll do what I can t' not be a sad sack'a lame, 'cause dat ain't what I am!

So

Guess what I'm sayin' is dis -- yer betta than yer mun, even if ya have no speed or anythin' like dat, cause yer da RED Scout. Ain't like yer da BLU one. If ya were, well, den yer ass would be fucked. BLU Scout's just a lamewad copy of da real thing.

[boinkboinkbonk]

Yeah.

...Yeah! You're damn right! Screw her!