app day tomorrow!

[pinkpartycannon]

Hey Mun! You're making good progress on my app for that Siren's Pull place, just keep up the good work and it'll be ready to send in tomorrow! Boy, this is gonna be great, not only do I get to see Rainbow Dash, but Fluttershy's gonna be there too!

Oh, and remember-it's every, any, and no pony, not body.

Comments

[shine_on_armor]

Unless you're referring to griffons, mules, donkeys, cervids, hippogriffs, or some other non-equine.

[pinkpartycannon]

...oh, right! Of course!

Um, who are you?

[shine_on_armor]

Wha--

It's me. Shining Armor? You helped plan the reception at my wedding, remember?

[pinkpartycannon]

...ohhh! Oh yeah! Sorry, the mun decided my canon point for the game was gonna be from before that episode. She's still behind on season 2.

[shine_on_armor]

Oh, okay. You had me worried for a second. I thought Twi talked about me so little that her friends had forgotten!

[pinkpartycannon]

Oh, of course not! She told us all about her BBBFF!

[shine_on_armor]

I figured. It's good to know she's not embarrassed by me.

[pinkpartycannon]

She adores you! She makes me a little jealous I never had brothers growing up! [actually she envies Twilight in general for, you know, not having had to grow up on a rock farm.]

[shine_on_armor]

Well, from what she's told me, you had two sisters.

[pinkpartycannon]

Yep! [she wonders how they've been doing lately, actually...]

[shine_on_armor]

I bet you wonder how they've been doing lately.

[pinkpartycannon]

...yeah. [oh boy, here comes the guilt]

[actualcannibal]

What about bodies?

[pinkpartycannon]

Um...

[actualcannibal]

But ponies have bodies. Why the big deal about vernacular?

[pinkpartycannon]

That's just the way we say things in Equestria!

[actualcannibal]

Hm.

You're the one who makes the best cupcakes, right?

[pinkpartycannon]

Yep! That'd be me!

[actualcannibal]

Do you make it all from scratch yourself, even the icing?

[pinkpartycannon]

Of course! That's the only way to make cupcakes!

[actualcannibal]

You mind sharing your recipe, maybe?

[pinkpartycannon]

Of course not!

[and she begins to sing...]

[actualcannibal]

[WHAT IS THIS DARK MAGIC

HIS MUN TEASED HIM WITH THE RECIPE MADE FROM THE WINGS OF PEGASUS AND BEAKS OF GRIFFINS

AND HE GETS THIS SHIT

oooh no the friendship cupcakes they may just kill

actual cannibal shia labeouf]

[pinkpartycannon]

[Sorry, you must have this Pinkie Pie confused with Creepy Pie, her evil twin. These cupcakes contain no animal parts whatsoever!]

[actualcannibal]

[OH NO

DIDN'T NOTICE HER HAIR WASN'T STRAIGHT

Friendship + magic

congratulations

you have defeated superstar cannibal shia labeouf]

[pinkpartycannon]

[...yay?]