dear_mun | Call it a voice test? No intention of going anywhere.

Entry tags:

canon: red vs blue

Call it a voice test? No intention of going anywhere.

Listen, I don't see why you needed to find a PB. He's not bad looking, I'll give you that, but you've got plenty of material to work from already, you know?

And to be frank, it's the least of your worries right now. Just go rewatch the source material, and relax, stop worrying over every little detail. It'll come to you, usually when you're not looking for it. Anyway, it's not like you're in the running for an Olympic medal for perfectionism, not with the people I know.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[ But is the information worth that much, given that there are other people who would be able to tell him similar things. ]

Cigarettes aren't exactly healthy for you. You might say they weaken the body.

[So far its just Carolina and Wash. And they wouldnt know some things that Wyoming knows...]

I HAVE ONE ABOUT NUTS.
THOSE ARE HEALTHY.

[ Not much of a choice then, if he wants to know. ]

Oh, I'm sure it's sound in body.

...

KNOCK KNOCK
[and now hes telling you the knock knock joke about nuts.]

[ York will just take an instant to give Wyoming's armor the side eye. Knock knock jokes all day would drive many people batty.]

Who's there?

[ Wonder if getting a joke book for him would be considered a favor? ]

[Are you kidding? I mean- Where the heck do you think Gary learned it? And Wyoming doesnt mind Gary telling people knock knock jokes usually but that might be a sign of insanity in and of itself.]

CASH

[Maybe?]

[ He does not understand the British and their humor. Nope.

Seriously though, they should both read a joke book or two, expand their repertoire a little. ]

Cash who?

[Thats because York's an American.

What- no! They love knock knock jokes! And so do I! Also I wanted to reuse this joke in particular.]

NO THANK YOU. WE PREFER ALMONDS.

[ Sure, blame the cultural divide.

Okay, okay. But still, more material. ]

Seems like we're all out of those. You'll have to make do with MREs. I've heard the mac and cheese tastes like chicken.

[I will, then.

Ok, how about in his spare time not killing Tucker/Fellow Freelancers, sneaking in and around who knows where, avoiding Tex, finding Gamma and putting him in a tank, helping Omega, winning a war, and doing god knows what else Wyoming will go buy a book of jokes and read it. Sound good?]

You mean you couldnt afford better?
Tut tut, York. I expected better from you.

[ Thank you for humoring him. ]

Can't carry everything, I'm just one person, you know.

[ He tends to smuggle in alcohol over food products. ]

[Your quite welcome.]

Why not ask someone to help, then?

[No chocolate? Or tea? D:]

And interrupt the free day activities others have planned?

[ It's not that he hasn't asked, it's just that other people never seem to be interested.

He takes requests! Though chocolate is actually part of the supply drop. ]

True.

But why spend your free days getting us things? Im sure there are other things youd rather do.

[Wyoming is pretty curious about why York always did stuff like that.

And not crappy MRE-chocolate. The good kind.]

Who says I don't do my own thing? [ He shrugs ] You can't say I don't get anything out of it.

[ Everyone's always so competitive all the time, call it a sneaky way to get people to stop for a bit.

He can get that, sure. Hopefully enough that there aren't fights over it. ]

[Wyoming shrugs back] Still, it would have made your life easier.

[Gary has decided to tell another joke. ]
KNOCK KNOCK

It's pretty good right now.

[ Okay, really. How many knock knock jokes does he know? ]

You're just a never ending supply of easy humor, aren't you?

Who's there?

[Wyoming is shutting up now. Pretty much anything he can say involves giving stuff away.]

I LEARNED FROM THE BEST. [Wyoming is so proud.]

GARY.
[This is his favorite knock knock joke by the way. ;)]

[ ... Wyoming, your narcissistic streak is showing. York raises both eyebrows at him from under the helmet. ]

Gary who?

GARY ON SMILING.

[You know, because his jokes are so funny.]

Okay, that one is good, comparatively.

You've jumped over an obvious one too, 'Keep calm and Gary on.'

[ A pun, and a culturally significant reference! How's that for stacking the deck? ]

He definitely seems to prefer that one.
[Wyoming is eyerolling under that helmet, even if he's secretly amused.]

I DID NOT REALIZE THAT WAS AN OPTION. [He's running off of Wyoming's knowledge of Knock Knock jokes.]

It did seem more topical.

[ You have to ask, just why is York enabling this? ]

Heh. If there's a way, someone will find it.

Yes, it does apply to the situation quite nicely.

Knock Knock, mate.
[Hey, you encouraged them so now WYOMING is going to tell you one.]

[ He's just going to pause for a second. Yeah, he did bring this on himself. ]

Do you two take turns?

[ He's amused by it though. ]

Who's there?

And morning! Probably get around to tagging again tonight after this.

Yay! Good Morning!

Good evening!

Good morning. (its almost 5 AM here in Israel. YAY TIMEZONES)

sakdfjivbskdfe OMG why are you still up O.O ???

No class on Firdays so I just sleep all day...

Well that works! :)

Its like being in America again timezone-wise! :P

Though I have to say EDT sucks. You have to change your clocks twice a year.

Thats true. Cant wait to get back to the states in June though because these godamn timezones...

But moving though, ick. (Also, haha Canadian. Eh.)

Born in Toronto. Grew up in Texas. Live in Israel a year.After Ill be in California or Toronto.

Whoo Toronto! Though that is a lot of travelling.

There werea couple years in New Jersey too. And woops *you're in that last tag

:o Besides Hong Kong, I've never been anywhere else but Ontario, living wise.

You know about RVBTO right? Im going, and I know some RT staff will be there. Its the final year...

Now I do! Hmm, August, will I even be in Toronto?

XD I am so excited. Ive only ever met Monty and Gus before.

skdjfaes It would be so cool!

Im hoping to meet Kathleen and/or Jeff Williams.Theyre both really cool and Ive talked to them on RT

Tex-voice! And the music guy! Nice. Alright, so I need to sleep. Good night.

No one is sure but they MAY be there and are my favorite RT staffers, So yeah. And good night!

You'll know for sure as the date approaches. So, just need to wait a bit. And hello!

I hate my email. Sorry for the late...

I was out most of today anyway.