Spidermom says hi ;-; what have I done?

[not_very_maternal]

Well this is interesting.
This new 8ody isn't perfect 8ut it will suffice.
Now we just have to find where Vriska has gone off to.

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Oh gog

[t34l_just1c3]

HOPY SH1T
YOUR3 VR1SK4S LUSUS
>:O

::::)

[not_very_maternal]

And if I had to take a guess I would say you are Terezi

[t34l_just1c3]

VR1SK4 W1LL B3 SO GL4D TO S33 YOU

[not_very_maternal]

Things did end rather suddenly.
Even if I don't need her to find food any more I do want to see her.

[t34l_just1c3]

1 DONT TH1NK SH3LL F33L TH3 S4M3 W4Y 1F SH3 S33S YOU

[candycrabapple]

HERE'S A SUGGESTION, START BY SEARCHING YOUR GOD DAMN DREAMS. IT'S THE ONLY PLACE YOU'LL EVER GET YOUR GANDER BULBS ON HER.
AND WHAT'S WITH BEING IN A USELESS, TRANSLUCENT AND BREAKABLE HUMANOID BODY?

[not_very_maternal]

Oh my a delicious looking troll I haven't met before.

[She leans over him, smirking.]

8ut isn't your logic a bit flawed there little troll?

[candycrabapple]

[He leans back from her, attempting to side step around her]
WHO'S FUCKING DELICIOUS? WHAT KIND OF STUPID HOOFBEAST SHIT LINE IS THAT? ALSO, NO. THERE IS NOTHING FLAWED WITH MY FUCKING LOGIC, IT FLAWLESS. NOT A SINGLE TROLL COULD FUCKING CHALLENGE MY LOGIC.

[not_very_maternal]

It was something of a joke. You can ask Vriska what I meant if you feel the need.

[She's still keeping pace with Karkat and staying close.]

Then it is a good thing I'm a Lusi.
I died as well and yet I'm standing here in the flesh right in front of you.

[candycrabapple]

THERE ARE FAR TOO MANY THINGS I WOULD RATHER BE DOING THAN TALK TO THAT SHIT.

[He frowns as she stays close]

STANDING THERE IN A FUCKED UP BODY, WEIRD TIME SHIT AND ALTERNATE TIMELINES ASIDE THERE IS NOTHING WRONGWITH MY LOGIC. BESIDES, I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH HER REMAINING DEAD IN MY MIND

[He huffs, still trying to get her out of his comfort zone]

[dicey]

I'm right here!

One of me, anyway.

Who the hell are you?

[not_very_maternal]

I'm hurt Vriska.
You dont recognize your own dead mom?

[dicey]

Oh g8d.

[not_very_maternal]

I'm happy to see you too.
What do you think of my new form?

[dicey]

It's weird! You talking is weird.

Who would make you into a human????????

[mechanicalmastermind]

I think there will be a day sometime in my future where I wont be completely and totally unsurprised by the lack of organization you people seem to have.
I get the feeling that day wont come along any time soon.

[not_very_maternal]

Wait, you people?
What do you think I am 8oy?

[mechanicalmastermind]

You're in the same league as the other condescending dickbag I talk to online.
You carry yourself in the same way.
Like you're better than everyone.

[not_very_maternal]

Not really dear.
Until a short time ago I was a dead, giant spider.

[mechanicalmastermind]

Well color me surprised.
I really should stop being any sort of amazed at how the dead seem to just love popping back in to the realm of the living lately.
So riddle me this. In this long and ridiculous conundrum that this whole forum seems to be, how did you go from being a dead, giant spider to a very alive humanoid?

GLORIOUS THINGS that is what you have done also who is the artist?

[clonksukcer]

is there a van i should be looking for
or do you just radiate with unsafe as a regular everyday thing?

kiwitank on tumblr

[not_very_maternal]

A van?
And I suppose whatever sort of feeling you're getting from me is an everyday thing.
I mean until recently I didn't even have the a8ility to speak.

So very sweet

[clonksukcer]

man im just awed here
like im standing inside the sixtinth chapel of little child badtouch
craning my neck up and gazing into god lovingly extending his finger down right towards some cowering lamb-meats bathing suit area
thats how goddamn reverent i am of your ability to unnerve me
mad props mam
mad props
anyway
whats your relation with spidertroll?

^^

[not_very_maternal]

You have an interesting way with words.
And I suppose you mean Vriska?
I am or was her lusus

[clonksukcer]

...

that so