Homeless But Looking

[redshirtrobot]

Trying to find somewhere I'll fit?

Heh. Good luck. I've heard it's not so easy. Especially for ones like me. But I hear you can get pretty stubborn.
At least it would be a change of scenery if you found somewhere. Though I don't know how good that could be, with everything else I've heard about you. It's just my luck that I get stuck with the dangerously insane one.

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[littlecrowgirl]

I wouldn't suggest a house.

Nope.

You'd never fit in a house.

[Ace lawyer's assistant, here.]

[redshirtrobot]

[Tiny human! He crouches to better eye her.]

I'm a bit big for houses.

You don't seem very afraid or surprised to see me.

[Most people are at the screaming-and-running phase by now.]

[littlecrowgirl]

Nah, once you've seen plane slash car guys you've seen em all. Well, except you that is. Never seen you before!

[Don't mind her, she likes to climb things, so she's gonna try to scale your leg.]

[redshirtrobot]

[OH PRIMUS HUMAN GERMS No it's cool. He starts for a moment in surprise, but otherwise manages to stay still.]

I'm different than most of them.

[Unlike the others, he is a mook.]

[littlecrowgirl]

[GOOD. She has personal space issues, sadly. So once she scales up to your chestplate, she makes herself comfy.]

You're definitely not as grumpy as Heels.

[Guess who she's met!]

[redshirtrobot]

[This is the first time he's been this close to a human. Or had someone settle in on his chestplate, for that matter. It's a little strange.

Heels?

[OH YOU MEAN-]

Well. Starscream has a lot on his processor.

[Supposedly. He doesn't know the jet personally.]

[littlecrowgirl]

[It will only get stranger. Imagine Miko as a ninja. That's this girl]

You should tell him to watch where he's stepping. He almost squashed me!

[totalhammertime]

[Oh hey there! He doesn't know your name, but he's sure he'll get it soon enough.]

All muns can get pretty stubborn when they want to be.

I'm sure you'll be fine.

[Because things are already hard enough for your kind without this kind of thing to worry about :V]

[redshirtrobot]

[Oh hey Breakdown, sir! He perks right up... though he'd heard what happened - in canon at least - and isn't sure of the etiquette in this situation.]

I hope so. I didn't exactly ask to abandon my post and get dragged who knows where.

[Concerned about how the officers are going to take this? You bet!]

[totalhammertime]

[Breakdown's not one who believes much in etiquette anyway.]

I can't imagine how messed up you'd have to be to ask to be dragged to this spark-forsaken place.

[You're off the hook because he both hates this place and his mun.]

[redshirtrobot]

I can't either. Good thing that I'm not that messed up, at least.

[He's so glad about that. Better the muns earn Breakdown's ire and not him.]

I hear you've been dragged to other places, too.

[totalhammertime]

[Breakdown's hardly going to get cuddly with any of the vehicons, but they get enough abuse from everyone else that they don't need any more input from him.]

Yeah, and so far it hasn't been a lot of fun.

Especially considering what my mun has planned for me in the future.

[Grimace. Once that's over and done with, he's just gonna hide in the corner of the Nemesis for the rest of his life.]

[redshirtrobot]

[The lack of abuse is the important part for Fracas. Surviving as long as he has just means he's put up with more than other Vehicons.]

It's going to be that bad? It's been that bad? My condolences, sir.

[Breakdown getting into situations that earn that much of a grimace seems nearly impossible.
But only nearly.]

[totalhammertime]

It's going to be pretty bad, but it hasn't been too bad so far.

But thanks.

[What his mun has planned for him is probably going to screw him over in so many ways. He's not looking forward to it.]

You have a name?

[sweet_riiiiims]

You'll be fine, provided Starscream doesn't lead you~

[redshirtrobot]

I hope Starscream wouldn't be leading me. Not that he isn't capable, of course...

[Getting backhanded in the face just kind of hurts a lot.]

[sweet_riiiiims]

No, no he's far from not capable~

[Can you hear the thick sarcasm? He doesn't appreciate getting manhandled either.]

[redshirtrobot]

[Yeah, he heard about that. Vehicons do tend to gossip after all.]

Still, I would prefer. Someone else leading the Decepticons, where ever I end up.

[sweet_riiiiims]

A new Decepticon leader? Wouldn't that be interesting...

[Not that Knockout would ever want to lead. Too much damn work.]

[redshirtrobot]

Well, just. Someone that isn't Starscream. Lord Megatron has done an excellent job.

[Fracas isn't cut out for the politics of all of it, really. He'll let the higher ranks duke it out and follow whoever happens to be left in the end.]

[sweet_riiiiims]

One of the best we have, far better than Starscream~

[Cause no way does he want this coming back haunt him.]

[deceptiveplane]

[Oh it's you...Greg was it? Thomas? Whatever. You're there.]

Stubborn is one way to put it.

[redshirtrobot]

[No, Greg works in Accounting. He is at least used to being addressed in variations of "You there" by now.]

You would put it in a different way, sir?

[No reason not to be polite, right?]

[deceptiveplane]

[Well tell Greg to hurry up with those taxes. They don't do themselves.]

Torturous is a far more fitting term. Some of their ideas surpass even our Lord Megatron in...unorthodox.

[redshirtrobot]

[Well he'll talk to Greg, but those taxes take time.]

They are really torturous? Should I inquire about how unorthodox?