Homeless But Looking

[redshirtrobot]

Trying to find somewhere I'll fit?

Heh. Good luck. I've heard it's not so easy. Especially for ones like me. But I hear you can get pretty stubborn.
At least it would be a change of scenery if you found somewhere. Though I don't know how good that could be, with everything else I've heard about you. It's just my luck that I get stuck with the dangerously insane one.

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[littlecrowgirl]

I wouldn't suggest a house.

Nope.

You'd never fit in a house.

[Ace lawyer's assistant, here.]

[totalhammertime]

[Oh hey there! He doesn't know your name, but he's sure he'll get it soon enough.]

All muns can get pretty stubborn when they want to be.

I'm sure you'll be fine.

[Because things are already hard enough for your kind without this kind of thing to worry about :V]

[redshirtrobot]

[Oh hey Breakdown, sir! He perks right up... though he'd heard what happened - in canon at least - and isn't sure of the etiquette in this situation.]

I hope so. I didn't exactly ask to abandon my post and get dragged who knows where.

[Concerned about how the officers are going to take this? You bet!]

[redshirtrobot]

[Tiny human! He crouches to better eye her.]

I'm a bit big for houses.

You don't seem very afraid or surprised to see me.

[Most people are at the screaming-and-running phase by now.]

[totalhammertime]

[Breakdown's not one who believes much in etiquette anyway.]

I can't imagine how messed up you'd have to be to ask to be dragged to this spark-forsaken place.

[You're off the hook because he both hates this place and his mun.]

[redshirtrobot]

I can't either. Good thing that I'm not that messed up, at least.

[He's so glad about that. Better the muns earn Breakdown's ire and not him.]

I hear you've been dragged to other places, too.

[totalhammertime]

[Breakdown's hardly going to get cuddly with any of the vehicons, but they get enough abuse from everyone else that they don't need any more input from him.]

Yeah, and so far it hasn't been a lot of fun.

Especially considering what my mun has planned for me in the future.

[Grimace. Once that's over and done with, he's just gonna hide in the corner of the Nemesis for the rest of his life.]

[redshirtrobot]

[The lack of abuse is the important part for Fracas. Surviving as long as he has just means he's put up with more than other Vehicons.]

It's going to be that bad? It's been that bad? My condolences, sir.

[Breakdown getting into situations that earn that much of a grimace seems nearly impossible.
But only nearly.]

[totalhammertime]

It's going to be pretty bad, but it hasn't been too bad so far.

But thanks.

[What his mun has planned for him is probably going to screw him over in so many ways. He's not looking forward to it.]

You have a name?

[sweet_riiiiims]

You'll be fine, provided Starscream doesn't lead you~

[redshirtrobot]

[As long as Breakdown gets out of it intact, it's probably something of a win. But he's sympathetic towards him for what he's going to go through.]

Fracas, sir.

[And he throws up a salute.]

[redshirtrobot]

I hope Starscream wouldn't be leading me. Not that he isn't capable, of course...

[Getting backhanded in the face just kind of hurts a lot.]

[sweet_riiiiims]

No, no he's far from not capable~

[Can you hear the thick sarcasm? He doesn't appreciate getting manhandled either.]

[totalhammertime]

[The mun would rather like to keep Breakdown in one piece for now.]

Fracas.

[He'll try to remember that.]

What part of the Nemesis do you usually work in?

[redshirtrobot]

Ship maintenance.

[He has to make the ship go. Unless something horrible happens and then he has to fix it.]

[redshirtrobot]

[Yeah, he heard about that. Vehicons do tend to gossip after all.]

Still, I would prefer. Someone else leading the Decepticons, where ever I end up.

[totalhammertime]

Ah I see.

Well, you do a pretty good job, keep it up.

[Someone needs to appreciate your efforts.]

[sweet_riiiiims]

A new Decepticon leader? Wouldn't that be interesting...

[Not that Knockout would ever want to lead. Too much damn work.]

[redshirtrobot]

[...!]

Thank you, sir. I try. There's only so much I can do of course...

[Vaguely humble but mostly pleased because his job is appreciated zomg best day ever.]

[redshirtrobot]

Well, just. Someone that isn't Starscream. Lord Megatron has done an excellent job.

[Fracas isn't cut out for the politics of all of it, really. He'll let the higher ranks duke it out and follow whoever happens to be left in the end.]

[totalhammertime]

[Alright there's no need to squee about it.]

You do what you can, and that's what matters.

[He'd pat you on the shoulder, but there has to be a line drawn somewhere.]

[sweet_riiiiims]

One of the best we have, far better than Starscream~

[Cause no way does he want this coming back haunt him.]

[redshirtrobot]

[He's only squeeing a little. There's very few times officers actually tell him he does a good job.]

Of course. Thank you again, sir.

[He's cool with that. Physical contact isn't a thing, for him.]

[redshirtrobot]

Haven't had a better one, after all.

[They can both be careful, in that case.]

[littlecrowgirl]

Nah, once you've seen plane slash car guys you've seen em all. Well, except you that is. Never seen you before!

[Don't mind her, she likes to climb things, so she's gonna try to scale your leg.]