homeless/voice test/maybe looking

[bicorn]

This diary is so dusty I don't even think Charity would try to get her sneaky cat paws on it.

I mean, wow. It's cool that you want to hang out again and everything, I guess. But as McKinley's new student body president, I need to look hot and you're not really helping.

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[cangetsolos]

I suddenly fear for our student body.

[bicorn]

Don't worry. I can't really stop the tornadoes but I don't think they know that.

OH GOD. XD

[cangetsolos]

I think it may have been the topless Tuesdays platform that you ran on, that really sealed the deal.

hehehe

[bicorn]

"Air conditioning can significantly impact fuel economy and tailpipe emissions." [ She proudly quotes this. ] Going topless is good for the environment, especially when it's warm out. Everybody should do it.

[baby_penguin]

I haven't seen you in quite awhile Brittany. You ran for student body president?

[Funny, he'd had plans of doing that]

[bicorn]

So did you. We were totally awesome unicorns together. Except I think my horn was bigger because more people voted for me.

eeeeee this excites me

[limaheightsadjacent]

You can still be a great president even with someone trying to pull your strings, baby.

Everything okay?

:D!

[bicorn]

My strings? Don't worry I gave up knitting after Lord Tubbington almost lost an eye, remember?

Everything's always a lot better when you're here, San.

/breathes on

[limaheightsadjacent]

[She has to smile at that.] I remember. And I'm glad.

So are you getting sent somewhere?

i usually play santana instead of britt so this is weird haha >:3

[bicorn]

Maybe. I'm not sure. But I hope so, because it sounds like fun.

[itsahotone]

Wait, wait. How is your mun not helping you look hot? Cause that's like, impossible to do, you know.

[Protective Santana is a go!]

[bicorn]

She said she doesn't want to waste her money buying me nice things when there's another way. But now she's just being a Lazy Susan.

[itsahotone]

...What's the other way?

[bicorn]

Porting. Not the kind with ships, though.

[burgercraving]

Look, Britt, you can't really blame her for trying to bring you down onto her level. I mean, I'm pretty sure the only other thing she has going good for her is her attraction to, well, us, and that's not much of an achievement if it comes naturally.

[bicorn]

She plays way more computer games than either of us, San. I don't think she wants us with her on her level.

[burgercraving]

Just don't stop showering because she thought you would appeal to a wider demographic, all right? There were some people I told you couldn't make it onto that list, and it's gonna stay that way.

[bicorn]

Don't worry. I would miss getting wet with you too much.

[stoptheviolence]

Trust me. We totally put the body in Student Body President.

...and, y'know, the student part too. I think.

[bicorn]

If you're a talking mirror does that make me Snow White?

[stoptheviolence]

Who're you calling flat?

[bicorn]

I dunno... You look pretty 3D to me. I guess I can't be Snow White, either. She's not a blonde.

gets on the entranceway temptation train woo wooooo

[usskickass]

Y'know, bein' hot ain't all there is to being student body president, Brittany.

omg a beiste!!!!

[bicorn]

I know. Me and Kurt talked lots about it.

hi!!!!

[usskickass]

And if you do end up in one of these places, well, you won't exactly be president anymore anyhow.