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[bicorn]

This diary is so dusty I don't even think Charity would try to get her sneaky cat paws on it.

I mean, wow. It's cool that you want to hang out again and everything, I guess. But as McKinley's new student body president, I need to look hot and you're not really helping.

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[cangetsolos]

I suddenly fear for our student body.

[baby_penguin]

I haven't seen you in quite awhile Brittany. You ran for student body president?

[Funny, he'd had plans of doing that]

eeeeee this excites me

[limaheightsadjacent]

You can still be a great president even with someone trying to pull your strings, baby.

Everything okay?

[itsahotone]

Wait, wait. How is your mun not helping you look hot? Cause that's like, impossible to do, you know.

[Protective Santana is a go!]

[bicorn]

So did you. We were totally awesome unicorns together. Except I think my horn was bigger because more people voted for me.

:D!

[bicorn]

My strings? Don't worry I gave up knitting after Lord Tubbington almost lost an eye, remember?

Everything's always a lot better when you're here, San.

[bicorn]

Don't worry. I can't really stop the tornadoes but I don't think they know that.

[burgercraving]

Look, Britt, you can't really blame her for trying to bring you down onto her level. I mean, I'm pretty sure the only other thing she has going good for her is her attraction to, well, us, and that's not much of an achievement if it comes naturally.

[stoptheviolence]

Trust me. We totally put the body in Student Body President.

...and, y'know, the student part too. I think.

[bicorn]

She said she doesn't want to waste her money buying me nice things when there's another way. But now she's just being a Lazy Susan.

[itsahotone]

...What's the other way?

[bicorn]

She plays way more computer games than either of us, San. I don't think she wants us with her on her level.

[bicorn]

Porting. Not the kind with ships, though.

[itsahotone]

O...kay.

Well, whatever. She better not do anything horrible to you or she'll have to watch her step.

Is she planning to do something stupid, like throw you in some game?

[bicorn]

If you're a talking mirror does that make me Snow White?

[stoptheviolence]

Who're you calling flat?

[bicorn]

I'm not sure. She must be wearing her tinfoil today.

I think it sounds fun though. Don't you?

[bicorn]

I dunno... You look pretty 3D to me. I guess I can't be Snow White, either. She's not a blonde.

[itsahotone]

Ugh, Britt, you know those games just like to humiliate us, right? I mean, I'm stuck in Wonderland right now and it seriously blows. One time, I was forced to kill Kurt and a couple other people.

[Pause.]

...They're okay now. Death doesn't really last there.

[stoptheviolence]

You could always be Alice?

That would make Lord Tubbington the Cheshire Cat.

[bicorn]

I had a dream once with everyone from school and we were all in Wonderland. You looked super hot in a top hat. Do you have one there? You totally should.

We didn't have to kill anyone we knew though. Just the jabberwock. He didn't come back but that was a good thing. Only Sue was mad about it and she put me at the bottom of the pyramid again as punishment, it really sucked. But then you woke me up with your sweet lady kisses so everything was okay in the end.

[itsahotone]

Why did I have--never mind. That does sound pretty hot.

[She shudders a little at the jabberwocky mention. Too soon, Brittany. Too soon.]

Ugh, was Sue on the jabberwock's side or something? Gross, but not surprising.

[bicorn]

[ A nod of satisfaction. ] He's totally big enough.

[stoptheviolence]

And sneaky enough.

Did you know I caught him flirting with the poodle next door the other day? It was like Romeo and Juliet, only instead of poison they ate sneakers.

[bicorn]

Yeah, she wanted my head. But you wouldn't let her take it.