too much coffee + one post = chatty muse

[privatelives]

I don't know what we're doing here either! And regardless of what Erin says, I don't think you can make me pregnant. My husband hasn't been here in ever, and even if he was, I think he'd have a cow about it.

A box of Rice Krispie Treats says nobody even notices this.

careful, shaky dusting off

[unicornsandpixies]

Waking me up aft all this time? What is is, ten years? Or nearly that. Don't blame my sense of time, I'm not yet so old that I don't know what year it is. I'm going to have to politely ask you to reconsider, seeing as I'd just gotten used to the quiet.

H-hey, don't just ignore what I said! I just told you, I'm not coming out like this, so you can-- [a carefully delicate cough] Well, I'll put it for you a bit more plainly, then. No. And since we hardly see each other anymore, I don't think we need to waste time on further pleasantries. Good day.

[he turns to leave]

No, I'm not bitter about being left when I stopped entertaining you! Although I do imagine something like that would be fair grounds for a dispute.