[revived from retirement]

[occlusion]

Not this again. You realize that you and I both are busy, yes?

I hope you won't waste our time. Time is money, after all--and you know how we both can't afford to be spendthrifts.

And I don't want to hear about how old you feel. You remember who you're talking to, don't you?

(crosspost from dear_player )

it's been a few days...

[bigtuna]

Thanks for taking me out.

I was starting to find it a little weird that all the interesting things in life only happened in the office.

It's nice to have some flair for a change.

A new muse, a long time coming...

[masterchemist]

Now don't be afraid, mundane! Branching out to new territory is what spurs growth! [Her voice goes a bit warm, a bit syrupy--] And it's very, very brave of you.

[Was the second 'very' really necessary?]

I'm sure you'll fit right in to the routine after a little earnest practice. I'm sure there are other citizens of Candy Kingdom and the greater Ooo on the whole wandering around.

Who knows? With luck maybe we'll find Lady! Or Peppermint Butler! Just keep chugging, mundane! Toot-toot!

In regards to the current chapter

[leggomyecho]

Sorry, but no. I'm not in the depths of despair right now. If that was what you wanted, maybe you shouldn't have pissed me off.

....Why did this have to happen a second time? Damn it!

galaxycauldron

[locklock]

But...I don't think I can lock dimensions.