Muse is from WtA (and always rains on my parade)

[naturaldisasster]

 There's no reason for you t'be this excited, d'accord? So, calm your tits.

Today is Roald Dahl Day

[alittlebitnaughty]

His centenary? You're right, Miss Mun, this is a long time. And he managed to write all those wonderful stories that people still enjoy. That's a type of immortality, I think, to have your work like on all these years.

Do you think he'd be pleased, Miss Mun, with my story? I know I'm changing it a little but... you have to take control of your own story or people will think you will let anything happen to you. And that's not right!

I hope he knows, though, how grateful I am. It's nice, to be a story. Even one you have to direct yourself. Someone cared enough to let people know my story. That's nice.

I wonder if I can read any of his books...?

voice-testing ; canon is NERVE !

[delmonico]

Look- I... I'm fine with new experiences, but just... please don't put me in another game like Nerve.