canon is binan koukou chikyuu bouebi-bu love love!

[haruhiko]

Chosen mundane, lucky you.

You get to be graced my my own presence. Very lucky. However I don't feel like pandering much to such a loser.

Don't waste my time.

Potential movie spoilers... [game is nexus_crossings]

[smartass_captain]

Stop laughing at my new haircut and listen to me for a second here. Mun? Mun....

In all seriousness, that was some heavy shit going on. I don't even want to think about losing my crew, okay? Have a little bit of consideration for me will you?

....

Okay, yeah, some of that stuff was seriously fun looking. But I know what I'm doing. Most of the time. Probably. I should still probably apologize to Bones for some of that.

voice!testing this guy for funsies :3 (canon is perception)

[hopelesssemantic]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on. Let's just -- let's just take this slow, alright? You're putting me in an awkward situation here and the last thing I need is to come off even more neurotic than I already am. [Beat. Waves a hand dismissively.] Forget I said that, don't get any ideas.

Just do me a favor and let me stick to my schedule, let me keep up with work and... everything - everything will be fine. [Keep telling yourself that, Daniel.]

♥ because her mun sucks

[magickmistress]

Happy Birthday, Sasuke...!

Hm?

Yes! Of course I miss him.

...But everything will be just fine.

On mun's reaction to seeing Star Trek Beyond [possible spoilers]

[nuclear_wessel]

I am glad that you enjoyed the movie but I do not like Scotch. You know this. It was made by a little old lady in Leningrad. Why would I want to drink it? Scotty can have his little old lady drink.

[Someone's a little protective over his drink.]

He thinks it's a drink for a man? You know vodka is a drink for a real man.[He scoffed.]

canon is Peaky Blinders

[devoutish]

It's poor Watson you should be thinking about, really. Yeah. I'm not gonna attack him, but I will aim to scare him and encourage that nasty guilt of his. It's a shame your bleeding heart doesn't extend to us fictional saps, because I think I could make him fucking miserable if I really tried.

Oh, don't make that face - I won't go so far as all that. For Fiona's sake, because I do quite like being on her good side. But she knows the road; Pandora's full of people like me, isn't it? "Bandits".

Surely you can agree that a little well-placed psychological banditry is the fucking least that the man deserves.