On his reaction to Pokemon Go

[rocket_james]

What is it with all these people calling themselves trainers playing Pokémon on a mobile telephone?! It's- its not right!Pokémon don't live inside telephones.

[Nope. He's an old school guy.]

What's wrong with Game Boy. I prefer my handsome self placed inside of a pocket device with 8 bit tunes. Replicas of me, of course. So called Rockets. They cannot match me but they're a near enough alternative.

Taking pictures of bushes and floors? Pokémon don't live in garages either. Not mine anyway. Oh- I don't have a garage but even so....it's silly. [Yep, mature.]

Pokémon Go? Maybe if there was some way to steal these phones and give them to the boss I might get rich.

He has many gripes. This is just one.

[toblerone]

If I hear one more of ya make the same damn joke about my name, I'm gonna turn you into scrap!

On peer pressure...

[swordlore]

Mun, I don't care what everyone else is saying, you need to take this seriously! If you're going to try this, you need to give it your all! You can't bring me out here just to flounder around without a purpose. I'm a Marine, and you can't take me lightly!

If you're serious, take a look at the game and decide if it's what's best. You know you'll have your own ship to captain at the start of next month, and I won't have you take on more than you can handle. That's not fair to your own crew, and it's not fair to me or anyone else.