Crossposting a voicetest of the gamer goblin from Blizzard Presents Team Fortress III

[classic_salt_dorito]

Okay, whatever, nice callsign you gave me there, mun-bun. But why would I eat Doritos when I can have an S-tier snack like shrimp chips instead? Like, helloooo!

So, taking me for a practice run? Makes sense. If you're going to pick me I'm glad you're putting in the practice so we can pwn like Faker. Just work on getting equipped with awesome icons, keep overwatch for some teammates, and oh yeah - have fun.

Gotta make it look easy for the replay, right?

Karen has noticed a disturbing trend.

[secondshift]

Why is it every time I turn my back you do something terrible to someone I care about? Just for that I should never leave again.

And where the hell is Kevin? I'm starting to think you screwed him up just like you did to Scott. Which, you're not off the hook for that either. If Mark doesn't kick your ass for that I will.

(no subject)

[gibberishpro]

Okay, okay. So, you talk to a few of your friends and throw some ideas around and nooooow, you're pulling me back out.

[Deep sigh.]

That's great! I mean, it's not like it's been years and years since we've done anything. Let alone the crazy idea that you've got...N-no! You see this isn't...it's not a good idea, okay?

[weak laugh and now he's rubbing the back of his neck.]

It has been almost ten years since you even tried writing with me, let alone, get this, let alone what you're planning!

Annnd...you're still doing it. Great!

[He throws his hands up in the air and just walks away.]

It's not like I have any say in this, oh no, just follow the mun!