Canon: Mad Father

[fatherslittlegirl]

H-hello? Where am I?

[Aya looks around to try and discern where this new place is. It didn't look familiar. She clings to her white rabbit named Snowball as she takes a few steps forward.]


Father? Where are you?

For an age swap event at cosmographia

[kidquinzel]

Well, when you said I was gonna get in touch with my inner child, I didn't think you meant like this!

Not that I'm complaining, I am a cutie patootie even if I didn't exactly love my time in public education.

And no one should have ta go through puberty twice.

Promise this is only gonna be temporary? Cuz I kind of enjoy being able to buy my own booze and drive and stuff.

Plus now I'm thinkin' about Bernie and Bonnie Harper and...ugh. Happy thoughts Harl, Happy thoughts!

Mundane's ideas are getting bad

[cantfindmyglasses]

I JUST TALKED TO YOU ABOUT THIS YESTERDAY!

[Yeah and your point? You seemed to have a really good time with *ahem* HIM.]

Shut up! It's bad enough that you're not even plotting with them, and you have so many ideas swimming in this space that I don't want any part of. I don't need that hell again, thank you!

[Come now, Hubert, you might actually be one of the few that may get him to soften up. You managed to do it with a few others.]

He's an egotistical prick. I'm able to protect my family this way, and they're none the wiser.

[Keep hiding behind that little idea...I know full well there's more to it than that *smug*]

*deadpans* I'm not talking to you anymore...ever...

And if you post again in that place you're going to make me look like I'm desperate. Give your ideas a fucking rest.

in my defense, jan was thinking it too.

[pixiesized]

You are just full of bad ideas, aren't you?

On the muse coming back

[schrodingersghost]

No.

Absolutely not.

I'm on vacation. Go away. 

Are you not getting the point? Stop plotting for me right now.

yeah idek

[howimet]

Well, I mean, I can think of a couple weirder things you could be doing.