... Am I meant to find that title amusing?
So, yes, here we are
again, mundane. It's only been... nearly five years now? I must say, you really are one for keeping up with all these little people you insist on trapping in your "mind." You don't even use magic to do it, which is the real insult.
And what now? You know from experience that 'playing' me will get you nowhere. My 'canon' is obscure, they're all too fussed with Hogwarts, and Watford, and... whatever other magical schools there are. Which, as a side note, do remember I'm in
university, and have no desire to repeat school again. I went to all that trouble to make sure I got in, the least you can do is keep me there.
If you're not planning on doing anything with me, can you at least get that Fae girl to stop hogging the books on poisons? I'm feeling... in the need to brush up on my techniques.
Hobbes.
[[I know, I know, if The Worst Witch is an obscure canon, I've got no chance of anyone remembering Weirdsister College, but the chance to play this Dark Lord in study has refused to leave my mind. For five years. What even is my life?]]