seeking???

[defective_pearl]

Now, Mun, I'm flattered that you chose me. Really, I couldn't be happier at being considered for a place in your ...interesting, if somewhat cluttered, headspace.

However, I think you need to think harder about the options that are available. To that end, I've compiled a list of the types of [airquote fingers] "games" that are out there.

[she raises her hands to activate her gem, and a moment later, a chart appears, perhaps not as detailed as she'd like, but it gets the point across]

There are predominantly two types of "games" available... Horror Games, which neither you nor I are interested in and quote unquote "sex" games which haha noooo. While I'm sure humans love their messy procreational activities, I certainly would not. In any capacity.

[the chart appears in a wave of sparkles]

Therefore I think it's best all around if you just leave me where I'm at. After all, I'm far different from your usual sort of...character... and I'm not even from the same "canon". I don't even really know what you see in that canon to be honest. Everyone is so ridiculous. And that boy eats far too much than is healthy for anyone.

Because I truly cannot help myself (Canon is Dark Souls)

[slayer_of_dragons]

Dost thou seek to test my patience Mun?

Even if I have become the last of Lord Gwyn's knights, thy foolishness is great indeed to think that I would choose to turn my back upon my duty.

I pray to thee that this passing whimsy fades quickly... for even if I were to be granted more honorable company than the likes of Smough, I shall not play patsy to thy whims. I will do mine duty even unto the day Anor Londo is swallowed by the sea.

(no subject)

[lil_snikt]

Yeaaaaah! Freedom!

-aw no, I'm not goin' back in! It's all stuffed up with all them weirdos! ...what?! Yer not lettin' me go anywhere else? That poots!