About a very bad joke I haven't had the time to poke fun at yet.

[taiyoukai]

 It is a pun.

[Woah there, kiddo, you'll sprain something, packing that much disdain into a word.]

It is by necessity the opposite of wit.

I missed him. Alduin doesn't share my sentiments. (x-posted!)

[destruir]

Mey se aan joor... Fool of a mortal!

[Yes, I remember what that means. You called me that last time, too. ...Alduin simply growls - a deeply disdainful rumble - and promptly casts aside his mun's comment. He doesn't have time for this. There's a world to dominate!]

Again, you dare to try and cage me. Again, you will fail. If any here is a slave, it is you. Not only to me, but to the shackles of your pitiful fate as a lesser being.

[But then there's a pause, wherein another rumble follows. Only this time, it's thoughtful.]

Mal aar. Little servant. You say there are other worlds beyond my own and more of my kind. Show them to me. [It's a demand. An expectation. His curiosity has been piqued and he has his own plans. This certainly is not any kind of cooperation, and he'll toast anyone who suggests otherwise.]

Mad Max - Because it's awesome, that's why

[livedierockagain]

[His guitar trills among the middle notes, hovering in anticipation for the glories of battle to come.]

WHY DOES MY LIFE OR DEATH CONCERN THEE SO, O MUNDANE?

[The Axeman doth channel his rage and courage through his musical weapon, transmitting his power to all warboys with ears to hear him.]

I LIVE! I DIE! I LIVE AGAIN!

[The flames shoot forth, jetting and arcing through the air like the greatest and noblest dreams of man.]

VALHALLA I AM COMING!

[The crescendo is reached! All the land shall be fire and blood!]

WITNEEEESSSSSSS!

he really can't stand his mun sometimes.

[onlyhalfdead]

Do you ever stop whining? It's like a broken record in here. Either do it or don't, it's that simple.

[He crosses his arms. He can't stand whiners.]

Whether I end up going or not, it doesn't make a lot of difference to me any more. You're just like Garino and you'll get your kicks one way or another. If not this game, then another. If you ever manage to find the spine for it.

[Seriously unlikely.]

Canon is Battlestar Galactica. On the mun's lack of impulse control.

[saveonelife]

Please stop bringing me back out every time someone mentions my fandom. I'm really not going anywhere, you realize that right? We do this every couple of months and it's just...one big circle.

...well at least no one's made any Frozen jokes yet.

on a PB change.

[idkmybffartemis]

 So you think changing my face will make you get back into a game? You oversimplify things.

It's not that easy, and you know it.

that lucifer pilot trailer

[athermercy]

Hey mun, I know you're angry about this but take it easy, okay? It wasn't so-- well, okay, maybe it was bad, but it could be worse. Besides, it's just a pilot, they could change things or it could be cancelled. You know, I don't think Lucifer would mind his portrayal, but Mazikeen would probably take greater offense that they have given her a whole face and she seems alright with that.

At least admit it's sorta funny. Sort of? Who would have thought my uncle's adventures could make a good buddy cop show? Maybe next season we will see Death and Dream as partners of a law firm and surrounded by courtroom drama in Fox.

(no subject)

[notmonsters]

The moment you've been waiting for finally arrived, Mun. And for once you were pretty close to the mark.

Now stop taking pictures of human-me for icons! You don't have any space for them.

[voice testing] Avengers 2: Age of Ultron spoilers

[things_we_dread]

No. No no no no no--

Bad, human. Bad.

Bad idea.

Listen to Tony Stark's walking mistake.

So grumpy.

[inu_yasha]

I don't have to be nice to anyone. [Especially you implied heavily.] What do you think I am? Some puppy?

[His glare says "don't answer that".]

Lemme go and I'll pretend you don't exist. You won't get a better deal, trust me.

Do not hoax the crazy Fed...

[roadmap_of_pain]

Who on the Internet had the so-called bright idea to post this?! A lot of people are anticipating that murder-inciting lunatic's demise, and it would come as a great relief to them when it does come out that Manson is in his proper place in hell. But to ...yank these people around and give them false hope is a misuse of an otherwise great means of communication.

The NSA needs to find out the person or persons responsible for this and revoke their Internet use privileges till they can learn to use it properly.

Voice-test, voice-test.

[reginaprocacis]

[Here you see a woman: late twenties or early thirties. smartly layered dark hair. incredibly exasperated.]

What is this?

[The tiniest of pauses, before she decides that does not put proper emphasis on her feelings right now.]

What is this?

Another author?

[She shakes her head, hair waving about. It's gotten long. Like her streak of bad luck. Then she looks, pleading, vaguely skywards, as if there lies the entity she is speaking to.]

Haven't your ilk put me through enough misery already?

(OOC: Spoilers possible through all of season 4! Just tell me in a headline or so if you don't wanna be spoiled.)