God, you're such a dork.
I mean, yeah, it's funny as hell that this 'Damien Scott' guy has the same face as my pain in the ass crew chief. But how many pain in the ass men do I need in my life? Let alone one that's armed and going to try and sleep with me?
...Although it'd probably be equally amusing to see how bad his pick-up lines would be. They can't be any worse than that guy who asked me if I wanted to 'try out his stick shift.'
If you're looking for something to distract me from the 500, try harder.
I mean, yeah, it's funny as hell that this 'Damien Scott' guy has the same face as my pain in the ass crew chief. But how many pain in the ass men do I need in my life? Let alone one that's armed and going to try and sleep with me?
...Although it'd probably be equally amusing to see how bad his pick-up lines would be. They can't be any worse than that guy who asked me if I wanted to 'try out his stick shift.'
If you're looking for something to distract me from the 500, try harder.