On Apping to Ataraxion [BH6 Tadashi Hamada]

[tadashiwashere]

Mun,

Wow.

I knew you were excited, but this is reaching an entirely new level of--

No. No, it's probably best if you don't refresh the page again. They'll open when they open. You just need to breathe. Take a moment and relax. 

What? I....

No, I don't think refreshing five more times will--

Unbelievable. Call me when you calm down.

Best,
Tadashi

Hey! Hey, you! Let's go! [Canon: Extraordinary Adventures of Adele Blanc-Sec]

[femme_de_siecle]

[She crosses her arms huffily, blowing at a feather on a very feathery hat in a clear show of disdain and impatience. The slow tapping of a very fashionable shoe emphasizes this just a little bit more.]

Come on! As we speak the story of the century is out there, somewhere, waiting for me! I should be after it, not sitting here in your stupid, slow, foreign head. I should be out on the streets, finding the beating heart of Paris! And then discovering an adventure.

And no, I don't know what the story is but that doesn't matter. One always finds me, and there were all those rumours coming out of Montparnasse...

[She gestures with both hands in the direction of the door. Then waves them with a look of 'come on!' when nothing happens. When she speaks again it is rapid fire, with a look that implies that 'timidity' is pretty synonymous with 'useless']

Out there! Now, right now, in my city! And yes, yes, I nearly drowned on that liner, but we have things to do. Enemies could be at large! Plots afoot! Creatures amock and afoot! I am Adele Blanc-Sec, not a...a...parlour lady! Let's get to it.

[She strides off towards the door, skirts blowing and feathers dancing]

Well? Are you coming?

(no subject)

[theweirdone]

All I can feel is my pain.

(no subject)

[goblinish]

Mun. Look, I appreciate that this is easier than drawing all my icons yourself, and that your art would no doubt be terrible even if you weren't using "MS Paint", but you really need to put me back in my real body. Just because the game allows "humanization" is no excuse to be lazy.

What do you mean you're doing this because it's funny??

[ It'll do your over-sized ego some good, Avinin. Might even make you palatable! :D ]

What--I do not have an ego! Now be a reasonable overpowered and dangerously petty human, and put me back. I expect better of you. You, out of all the humans I've ever dealt with, should be able to grasp on some level how this could manage to offend even me.

[ Yes yes, goblins are just innately ~better~ than everyone else--this is that ego I was talking about. ]

You're punishing me for acknowledging reality? [ Small keening noise of distress. ] You're insane.

On Reserve at securecontainprotect

[starkingenuity]

It's official. Why do you hate me? Never mind. Don't answer that. And by the way? This is not exactly like dealing with the stuff I've already been through. I have never had to deal with deranged teddy bears or unkillable lizards who hate all of humanity.

Chitauri don't count.

Latverian Tony Stark voicetest. What have I done.

[latverian_metal]

Zemaljskoj,

The username is inaccurate. I mean, yes, the metal in the arc reactor was leftover from projects I'd done in Latveria, but the armor was constructed in the States. Also, I don't really think your grasp of the Latverian language is solid enough for this project to get off the ground even if Gospodet Doom wasn't here. Since he is and I'm pretty sure the other heroes aren't about to help me out, given where I was raised... this seems more like a trap than an AU. I've had people try to get me killed before, I'm getting a knack for sensing that kind of thing.

But if there's a chance I can get some more people on board with the Latverian Resistance here, well, I'm used to taking attempts on my life and turning them into personal triumphs, so I'm not about to back out on this.

Just... I'm not really going to get into relationships, right? You put those tags on my journal as joke, right?

...right?

Oh, gods.

Sincerely rethinking this already,

Amatljen Marijus Stark

all aboard the wanda train. spoilers likely in comments

[shesinyourhead]

It is difficult for you, to understand my voice and manner. To understand my pain. I understand; you have lived a privileged life. Safe in your home, without needing to worry about tomorrow.

[She rolls her eyes.]

Yes, I can see why you've chosen me.

spoilers for age of ultron, away!

[redhourglass]

( spoilers )

faster than the speed of light

[mercur]

[All you might see is a blue blur zooming past your vision, as Pietro likes to travel at high speeds.]

.....did you see that coming? [Yep, he's now standing and crossing his arms over his chest, staring at you.] You mundanes are so slow on the uptake. [His voice will laced with a thick Eastern European accent, some might make him for a Serb or Romanian.]

When will the real fun start?

the shakiest voice test EVER.

[tilani]

Just as you say, darling. Your standards are your own; they may as well be high ones. Naturally, our relationship would be greatly improved had I more—what's the phrase? Screen time? Regrettably, the lack thereof can't be helped.

(Yet.)

That said: you are well aware it's impolite to speculate on a lady's age, I hope?

(no subject)

[patroller]

Do you need to get weighed down by the little things, Mun? I said I'm an alien! Isn't that enough? More importantly:

[ There was a sharp, angry inhale through those tiny nostrils. ]

Nobody's going to mistake me for a child so I don't need to specify my age! I am an adult! They wouldn't pick a child to be-

[ Jaco cocked his hip out, stuck his hand into the air, and puffed his chest out like a true hero would. ]

THE CHOSEN SUPER ELITE! THE PEACEKEEPER OF THE GALAXY!

what do you think this is

[likea_nerve]

 He - I - 

...we did the right thing.