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Do you need to get weighed down by the little things, Mun? I said I'm an alien! Isn't that enough? More importantly:

[ There was a sharp, angry inhale through those tiny nostrils. ]

Nobody's going to mistake me for a child so I don't need to specify my age! I am an adult! They wouldn't pick a child to be-

[ Jaco cocked his hip out, stuck his hand into the air, and puffed his chest out like a true hero would. ]

THE CHOSEN SUPER ELITE! THE PEACEKEEPER OF THE GALAXY!

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GOTEN, COME LOOK AT THE NERD.

Respect your elders! Where's my extinction bomb! I'm using it, I'm serious!

Whoa. An extinction bomb? That sounds cool! I wanna see!

[ Jaco fumbled with his little utility pocket and pulled out what looked like a tiny red capsule, complete with button. ]

I have to be very careful with it. If I exterminate another species I'm going to be put on probation forever!

This thing releases a deadly virus, so humanity better not get on my bad side!

Hey, Jaco! Still a shorty, huh?

You earthlings are just freakishly tall.

[ At least her husband wasn't around to be a hype man for her rude dissing. ]

Uh-huh. Ooooorrrr you're just freakishly short.

There's a reason the only aliens to visit have wanted to exterminate life here AND I CAN SEE WHY!

[ He put his hands on his hips. ]

You should count yourself lucky I've stopped most of them from arriving.

[NYEEEEEEEH. So what if she's in her forties, her inner child is still alive and well.]

I'd like to see the aliens you've stopped. I bet they're adorable. [And tiny.] You know, in comparison to everything you haven't.

I'll show you my book of cool pictures another time, but I'll tell you I've killed thousands of giant monsters!

[ He yanked his laser out of the holster and spun it on his finger like a hotshot. ]

Besides, Earth is low on the priority scale! I do most of my crime fighting out of the good of my heart! You humans seem to be doing pretty okay fighting the larger problems.

Yeah, no thanks to you! [It isn't even the humans that are fighting off the larger problems, anyway. It's amazing what a brace of full-blooded Saiyans and a handful of hybrids can do for a planet.] Do you have any idea how many times this planet has nearly been wiped out while you've been off polishing your laser?

Oh look, it's a member of The Galactic Patrolmen, the joke of the entire universe association...

[ That voice. It could only belong to the dreaded tyrant of the cosmos. Jaco did a few small jumps back, hand on his gun. Useless as it may be right now. ]

Y-You! The Patrolmen have thwarted countless of your minions! You might as well turn yourself in!

[ What was galactic protocol for encountering planet destroying monsters? ]

Besides I doubt you were even invited to the universe association!

Oh my, I'm positively shaking. Tell me, do you know how many of your fellow officers perished in the field trying to arrest me over the years? I lost count after the first few thousands...

[ It was an ominous feeling, staring at this cold creature. As fast as Jaco was, it'd take some crazy acrobatics to get away. ]

A few, from your Saiyan dogs. It's why we've stopped sending patrolmen.

[ He tensed up, primed to bounce away if he needed to. ]

So what are you doing in this... place?

[Behold. An eight foot Namekian, with the cold aura of a villain. He's not, he just... gives that impression a lot.]

Hmph. Never heard of them. Can't be that elite.

How rude! Are you trying to start trouble?!

[ Jaco turned and dammit why were Namekians so tall. ]

You should know! One of your kind are enlisted! We thwart crooks, mobs, even time travelers!

[ He struck a very Ginyu-esque pose there. ]

Criminals are no match!

[Oh by all the Kais, it's everything he's ever dreamed of. Justice, galactic travel, poses. Still he radiates his cold and sinister aura.]

Oh, no, I hardly ever start trouble. I'm not the... average Namekian, so I wouldn't know. Please, Mister Peacekeeper tell me more about how you enact justice.

[He means it earnestly, but honestly it sounds like sarcasm.]

[ It's normally difficult to express oneself when your eyes were yellow domes, but Jaco was doing a pretty great job at pulling the most sour expression. This guy came off as bad news, and it was hard to see anything but that. ]

Are you making fun of me?!

[ It was absolutely not a small man complex. He whipped his laser gun out and spun it on his finger like the space wild west. ]

I've dispensed justice to countless criminals all across the galaxy with this! This symbol-

[ He motioned to the emblem on his chest. ]

Strikes fear in the heart of all foes!

They seem to be weighed down by you, so that's one little thing.

[ Something about this guy unsettled Jaco, but he couldn't quite tell what it was. It wasn't like he had any sort of Saiyan sense, but that hair was distinctive. ]

My writer happens to hold the galactic patrol in the highest esteem! And don't think I missed that rude insult! There are several games that are in dire need of my heroics!

[Vegito is twice the Saiyan any other ever was too. The lack of tail though.]

Aww, relax!

[Vegito is totally one of those guys that makes fun of you then says 'relax.']

I was just kiding around, don't have such a short temper, calm down a little. I'm sure you're a big hero, really.

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