possible spoilers up until Ep. 46: The Message

[watermelogisty]

 Everyone really misses mom, huh?

They all really loved her a lot. And it sounds like she was really important... And strong, and smart...


[ He pulls up his shirt to look at his gem.]

I wish I could have met her.

And I wish I could make everyone feel better again.



Maybe one day I'll be a really cool like her.

an unlikely rebirth! canon is Yuumei's Knite

[knitely]

What the hell are you doing? Knite hasn't been updated for years or something. You haven't done anything with this account you made back when chapter three came out. Years ago. My story's not going anywhere. You have nothing to gain. Leave me alone.

[long . . . awkward pause on mun's part]

. . . What, do you expect me to ramble on about my dreams, aspirations, and zodiac? Kai may call me a dreamer, but I'm not going to play whimsy for you. Beat it.

On Recent Developments [spoilers for 02.12]

[bravelittlemonkey]

( Secrets and lies and picking sides )

Someone help, she's out of control

[puddingenthusiast]

Ohhh don't stop now Mun! I didn't say anything while you were taking your break, but come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, you're so close I can taste it! It tastes like delicious almond jelly pudding! Mmm... you really need to try those. All of them. Just think of it! Open your mind, and your mouth!

[ A few minutes as she drools, just imagining the legion of puddings waiting for her. ]

Wait, what was I talking about again? Oh right!

You finally got to that point where I got to meet That Person(tm) and she's just as adorable as I thought she'd be! Of course you're going to meet the others too, right? Right! All in due time mind. More importantly, you're 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999% done! You just have to do a little more training. SO!

On your hands and knees, mun! Give me twenty pudding pushups! ... what's that? You don't know what they are? Silly Munsie, that's when you do pushups, and I sit on your back and eat pudding! Hop to!

Patience does not mean now. (voice testing)

[eyesofthebifrost]

Patience, typist.

You are not ready yet, but you will be.

Soon.

a testpost appears

[puttingupsigns]

Don't worry! I've set traps for all the Wrackspurts, so they won't be bothering you. At least, not at the moment.

I wonder if this is what it feels like when someone uses Polyjuice Potion. You're doing a very good job impersonating me so far! If you'd like some advice, though, try being a little more firm about things. I know what I think.

New muse because FEEEEELS (Canon is Steven Universe)

[crystalmama]

I don't understand... I shouldn't be here right now. I'm not complaining, don't get me wrong I'm just... surprised. And this won't affect Steven at all?

[Well, he might be an emotional ball of energy, but...]

You know what I mean. If that's the case though... I can't wait to see everyone again. Thank you for this.

Mundane is feeling intrepid.

[mysoldiersmychildren]

This is quite an undertaking, Mundane. I trust you are equal to the task. It would not do to get into the heat of battle and realize you are outmatched.

Mun was hit by nostalgia. Canon is Okage

[inothershadows]

[If someone were to look hard enough and squint, then perhaps they could see a fairly overshadowed, looking boy. Just standing there, looking confused and slightly annoyed.]

Oh no, I could really do without another adventure. But thanks for, er... thinking about me. Wait, no, stop thinking about me. And stop looking at those posts. Are you listening?

[A sigh.]

Of course you're not.