must be wednesday

[unvaned]

What is it that you want me to say, exactly? Somewhere within me, suppressed by fortitude alone, is an entire wall of knives. I'm having some difficulty coming to grips with this development. I suggest you ask me about it later, once I'm certain this won't reverse itself and kill me at any second.

Between this, the lich, the curse, the barrel, and that absolutely mortifying interrogation attempt, it's been a very, very long day, and I do not wish to discuss it further. Thank you.

Mun replaying the game

[mindblast]

Awww. You can tell under all that angry name calling and glowy accusations, they're really telling each other what an awesome friend they are to one another.

[That's what he tells himself whenever Anders and Fenris bicker anyway. Or any of his bickering companions for that matter. He has since learned to just listen and keep on walking.]

So that's how my back looks when I walk. Look at those swaying hips go!

[Well, most of the time he's listening.]

(no subject)

[crimsonblur]

What's the first thing I should do?

Canon is Penny Dreadful

[such_sins]

 So I guess this is a nearly done deal. You've got a journal name you like and have written up my life for your application. Not much more for me to say right?

Can't say I'm looking forward to a place where angels and Native spirits tread, mind, but as long as their whiskey don't run dry, it'll do.

Her brother's bitching woke her up.

[tessanne]

Wait, wait...

Andrew did WHAT?!


...No, you know, I don't want to be here if Will isn't here. And I don't think Andrew's new friends would like me anyway. Just like, leave me alone. I've got work to do, and an exam next week, and a baby I'm trying for...I don't need any drama. Didn't you have that other girl up here that hangs out with Michael Cutter? Go play with her.

Canon is Suits. New commercial.

[loyalassistant]

Why yes, I do know Bill Cowher.

Who said Harvey's the only one that can pull the strings around here? Even if he looks amazing in that suit.

Headspace is getting a little cramped.

[lifehasbeenscratched]

 Mundane, I do not think it would be wise to continue on this path. From what I understand about this, I am the third muse in as many days. You must be weary of overextending yourself.

On being recast in Ultimax & PQ

[bastardattack]

Easy, easy. I know he was one of your favorites or whatever, but don't get bent outta shape. I - [Get bent? Really, Kanji? He pauses, realizes what he's inadvertently just said.] Oh, ha ha. Ain't you clever.

Seriously, though. Relax. I mean, sure, I might sound a little different, but c'mon. You really think that's gonna change a thing about who I am? No, man. Hell no. So just - cool it, wouldja? No matter what happens, I'm still gonna be me. That's what's important, right?

Boldly going to ten forward

[spacefaring]

I'm not good at public speaking. [ Says the future President of the Federation of Planets. ] That's not me, not yet.

Not that this isn't exciting--the chance to explore strange new worlds, Starfleet's progress...the Galaxy class Enterprise. I'm just not sure it's such a great idea. I've seen too much of the future already, and I know how dangerous it can be, what can happen to history if the slightest thing is altered.

Still, if this Q that resides there is the same one that lives in your head, changing history is the least of our problems.

What is it you wanted me to say, anyway?

Hello?

voice testing.........

[samehat]

If I may, mundane... I understand that you find my "journal name", as you call it, amusing. I fail to see the humor in your words -- you are merely making reference to a fact. The hat upon my head once belonged to my mother, and it is only logical that she still possess it in the past, before my birth, for she could not pass it on to me before I exist. Ergo, it is as you say. We are in possession of what is essentially the same hat.

[ sheesh laurent, what a party pooper.

He pushes up his glasses, exhaling sharply. ] You are an adult -- it would do you good to start behaving like one, and abandon your sophomoric sense of humor. You wish to have a deeper understanding of me, do you not? Then I believe it would be wise of you to double your efforts in reviewing those records of my dialogue and actions, instead of dawdling. Strange as it is to speak of, given its seemingly omniscient nature...

[ ... ]

And, do stop making a mockery of my hat. It is of great importance to me.

happy 4th, americas!

[herocomplex]

Mun! Hahaha! MUN! In case you're either STUPID or living under a rock, I just wanted to remind you whose birthday it is today! That's right, your favorite muse's! I'm really, super proud of you recognizing my birthday this year. I mean, who doesn't, right?

But yo, dude, did you know that it's also somebody else's birthday today? Steve Rogers! And man, if we kept track of the right date in our game, I'd leave him a card. Hahaha, ahh. Is that kind of creepy? I didn't think so either. But anyway, guess I'll just have to show you here.

( cut for AMERICAN ARTWORK )

Fuck yeah! That's my artwork.
So since those stupid people in charge are a bunch of lameasses and fail to, like, celebrate my birthday and shit, I reckon we'll just have to do it here.
Next time you think it's smart to put me in a game, let's pick one a bit more patriotic, alright? These people here are total snoozeville in comparison to some other places you've decided to put me in.