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[investigates]

Hey, mundane.

If you're honestly going to send me to a game, why do you choose the one that's ridiculously cliché? I don't think I'll be wanting to get married or have children anytime soon.

And what's with that section in your application? I'm not in love with Kyon, don't be so stupid!

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[investigates]

Do you want me to feed you to Tsuruya-san again?

[And suddenly, Kyon is food.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Do I... what?

[investigates]

I can throw you to Tsuruya-san to kick you in the face.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... Does that mean I've touched a nerve?

[investigates]

Do you plan on insisting that I like you forever?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

And when did I ever say that you liked me? All this time, I've only mentioned "someone".

[investigates]

[.... Outsmarted.

By an idiot. How the hell did this happen?]

Well, you're a guy. Girls usually like guys.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Is that an admission?

[investigates]

I'm not giving you a ticket for anything. Especially not my love life.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

That so?

[investigates]

Of course! Don't be... so stupid.

[Gah, you're making her blush a little now. Idiot, idiot, idiot...]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... You're blushing.

[investigates]

That doesn't mean anything!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Then why are you doing it then?

[investigates]

Because I was thinking about someone.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Like who...?

[investigates]

A guy who believes kappas exist.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

And who might that be then, hm?

[investigates]

An idiot.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

You're too cute.

[investigates]

Why do you think that?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Because, you just are.

[investigates]

You do realize that I'm not the Haruhi you're looking for, right?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

You're still Haruhi.

[investigates]

So basically. You're going to tease me because I am Haruhi.