headed to hollyheights

[investigates]

Hey, mundane.

If you're honestly going to send me to a game, why do you choose the one that's ridiculously cliché? I don't think I'll be wanting to get married or have children anytime soon.

And what's with that section in your application? I'm not in love with Kyon, don't be so stupid!

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[slave_of_suzumiya]

... So, you're going to a game, huh?

[investigates]

That's right. After all, I'm her number one muse!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

And what was that you said about a part of the application...?

[investigates]

I didn't say anything. What are you talking about?

[She's in denial. You know, that thing that isn't just a river in Egypt?]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

I'm fairly certain I heard something about liking someone...

[investigates]

You didn't hear anything. You're being delusional.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

You sure? Because it sounded like "And what's with that section in your application? I'm not in love with..."

[investigates]

That's because my mundane's a huge liar.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

That so? I didn't even finish saying who it was you said...

[investigates]

Even if you did finish, I would disagree with whoever it was. Because I'm not in love with anybody.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Right... Of course. You sure about that?

[investigates]

Of course I'm sure! I'd never lie about something as insignificant as that, Kyon.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

I dunno, quite a lot of people have trouble admitting when they have a crush...

[investigates]

A crush is different than loving someone. It's only someone's lapse of judgement, that's all.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Right... Well, a lot of people have trouble admitting they're in love too...

[investigates]

Do you want me to feed you to Tsuruya-san again?

[And suddenly, Kyon is food.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Do I... what?

[investigates]

I can throw you to Tsuruya-san to kick you in the face.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... Does that mean I've touched a nerve?

[investigates]

Do you plan on insisting that I like you forever?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

And when did I ever say that you liked me? All this time, I've only mentioned "someone".

[investigates]

[.... Outsmarted.

By an idiot. How the hell did this happen?]

Well, you're a guy. Girls usually like guys.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Is that an admission?

[investigates]

I'm not giving you a ticket for anything. Especially not my love life.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

That so?