on ruby, lilith, azazel, and meg coming to sirenspull

[integrity]

As if I'm allowed to have a definitive opinion on the matter. Quite simply -- it is what it is. No amount of bitching and moaning is going to change the fact that my life is about to become dangerously complicated.

But be that as it may, I relish the challenge. I've survived the Apocalypse, Purgatory, the Leviathan, surely I can survive a family reunion.

Maybe there will even be hor d'oeuvres.

I do love a good oyster.

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[ofthursday]

My family is difficult enough.

[They don't need yours around too. 8|]

[integrity]

Oh, trust me, I have the more difficult in-law problem.

My assorted lot of miscreants just want to sleep with you.

[Whatever, deal with it.]

[freckleswasmean]

Crowley~
I can't wait!

[integrity]

[Oh, he most definitely can.]

You're certainly excited to be trapped in a world where human beings are the ones who call the shots.

[arealgem]

Complicated is a pretty good choice of word~

[integrity]

As if you could actually do more than give me a hangnail.

You aren't my largest problem.

[Meg and Lilith are infinitely more of a thorn in his side than you, just go sleep with Sam and keep out of his hair.]

[possessing]

What, didn't you miss me?

I know I missed you.

[arealgem]

I never said I was going to do anything, did I? Or that I was any type of threat to you? Maybe I was agreeing with you, you dick.

[Her mock innocent look is fabulous, didn't you know, Crowley?]

[freckleswasmean]

[She's happy to be anywhere that isn't dead?]

Could be worse?

[integrity]

[ s t a r e ]

You can't honestly believe that I'm that stupid.

You are the president of the Lilith-For-Lucifer club, you idiot.

[integrity]

[Watch Crowley not answer for a moment or two before he seems to notice Meg is there.]

-- sorry, I was busy swallowing the bile that rose in my throat your arrival.

My sincerest apologies.

[integrity]

[Well, if Crowley knew that, his attitude would be slightly different.]

Infinitely worse.

[failedparenting]

You seem pretty sure they're not just going to flay you alive right there.

[Ugh, too many goddamn demons in this city. Kill him now.]

[vaguelysauntered]

Erm, yeah, if you don't see me for the next few months, it's because I've locked myself my room in your mansion and am staying there before all of these new people pass through.

[Guess who doesn't want to have a family reunion because he kind of hates his coworkers and is kind of on their bad books at home because he helped avert the Apocalypse? This snake in human's clothing, of course.]

Do bring me one of those hor d'oeuvres, though, they sound delicious.

[arealgem]

It doesn't matter what fan-club I run, I can still agree with you on life getting complicated.

[Yeah staring back. Because durrrrr Crowley. Are you retarded or what? Should you be running anything?]

[shifting]

Never thought I'd need a popcorn gif.

[integrity]

Lilith, Meg, and Azazel all play for your team, if you haven't noticed.

[Somewhat curtly, as he slides his hands into his pockets.]

I've lived life with Hell wanting me dead, it isn't exactly fun, I assure you.

[integrity]

If they were going to flay me alive, they would have done it in our universe. Thank you, though, for the concern.

[Pause.]

Though you should be saving it for yourself and your family, as Azazel certainly won't have forgotten what happened to him.

[possessing]

Way I look at it, you've got your tail out in the wind, you're down a few resources and I think it's about time I dropped by to say hello.

So, Hi.

[integrity]

Don't be a coward, they'll have little interest in you.

Get your own damn hor d'oeuvres.

[integrity]

I assure you, you're the only one sharing the amusement.

[ofthursday]

None of them are staying with us.

[freckleswasmean]

[His attitude should be different anyway it's LILITH.. she wubs him..

Okay so, not really, but yeah... I got nothing. It's all good Crowley, she hasn't got a clue about what's gone on and maybe...just maybe if you scoop her up quick enough she won't find out? At least, not until you've had the chance to tell her... maybe?]

I'm sure we could powwow and think to a bunch of stuff that's worse. I'm not sure if I'm really a big fan of Azazel getting there when I do, but... I think we can manage.

[integrity]

[Why. Do. You. Even. Exist.]

You honestly expect to be able to defeat me just because I haven't got Hell at my fingertips? I've survived a lot worse than you with a lot less, but I suppose your arrogance makes sense -- as you're still alive, by some miracle of a non-existent God.

In short -- hello, Meg, Daddy's little girl and all-around forgotten problem child. The brothel is that way.

[failedparenting]

Don't need it. We're got the gun, and the bastard can't touch me here.

[Sometimes his life rules.

Sometimes.]