The royal voice test!

[herroyalsunrise]

How very kind of you to take up my voice, Rikimaru...oh, so you prefer Riki? Very well then.

It would be better for you to get to bed early in preparation for work tomorrow than whittle away your time on the internet, don't you think? You're being given new responsibilities in your new job, so you should take advantage of that while you still can.

...The Royal Canterlot Voice? Why would you ask me about that? It's not something I use anymore; everypony in Equestria can hear me just fine without it.

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[doublethefun]

[oh Twilight.]

Thou art downplaying thy role, Twilight Sparkle. What of the ten thousand water proof bags thou attempted to make use of?

[herroyalsunrise]

Ten thousand bags? Why would you need so many, Twilight?

(Sorry Twi; Luna started it.)

[checklist]

[ .... /sob

Why do you do this Luna. ]

Well, I was worried that the castle's impressive collection would be ruined. And there are a lot of books...



[ .....Still, it wasn't one of her better ideas. It was the pressure of the situation, okay? ;A;

Please don't judge her too harshly, Princess. ]

[herroyalsunrise]

(Oh Twilight, you know Celestia has no reason to judge you about something like that. At worst, she giggles.)

Now why would you be ashamed to tell me that, Twilight Sparkle? I think it's noble of you to take responsibility, but I would greatly prefer you being more worried about yourself; books are replaceable, but there's only one Twilight.

[doublethefun]

[huh. That sounds like what she said. Except in a nicer way. Hmm.]

[checklist]

Yes, I've... picked that up.

That's exactly what your sister said, actually. [ Except nicer.



Twilight won't vocalize that part. ]

[herroyalsunrise]

(WOAH TRIPPY but then again, they're sisters. Kinda expected that they'd think alike.)

Then I am truly thankful, both for you learning that valuable lesson and for Luna looking out for you.

[doublethefun]

[hey, she's fully capable of giving important life lessons once in a blue moon ...lol.

Well, maybe she'll lay off on the teasing.

A wingshrug.] 'Twas nothing, merely - ['duty' would be her default (and familiar) word, but. There's certainly more to that. Sentiments of friendship would certainly be more appropriate, but it seems rather...

Hmm.

Have a teasing smile instead.] Thy friends would have been most displeased had I left thee there.

[checklist]

And.... that includes you as well, doesn't it, Princess Luna?

[ .....Also, no regrets for this icon choice. ]

[doublethefun]

[sheesh, Twilight. What's next, friendship bracelets?]

I would have been most displeased with myself as well.

[that would be a 'yes' in moonspeak]

[herroyalsunrise]

(It wouldn't be an impossibility, really.)

Then thankfully, we have nothing to be displeased about.

[checklist]

[ Mission: Success. We'll save the friendship braceelts for later. ]

Of course, the random floods are really the least we have to worry about.

[ And then, to Luna- ] Whatever happened to that giant squid, by the way?

[doublethefun]

[maybe you'll even get an Achievement.

Eartwitch. Everything seems to happen at the library, doesn't it?]

I relocated it to the duck pond. [the newly renovated, much larger duck pond.

Looking at Celestia.] The contents of the books within the library would come to life if somepony opened one. This lasted for approximately a week, I believe.

[herroyalsunrise]

(She's really not sure if she wants to learn more about this giant squid. Then again, the answer seems to present itself.)

Then that is where the squid and flood came from then? I can only imagine what else could've happened if those other books were opened...

[checklist]

Oh, no. The flood came before the books.

There was quite a bit of water from the books being opened, true, but not enough to engulf the entire castle, like the first flood.

[doublethefun]

[dryly:] The excitement ne'er ends.

[graynbowdash]

Things coming to life from books? That's something I've never heard before! What's it like?

[checklist]

Wait.... You're-

No. No, that isn't possible.

[ Poor Twilight.... seems Daring Do's appearance has given her pause. ]

[graynbowdash]

(And she remains blissfully unaware of what her presence is really doing to her.)

You alright there? You're not looking too good...

1/2

[checklist]

You're Daring Do!

How are you here? How are you talking to me!?

[checklist]

I'm talking to Daring Do!

[graynbowdash]

That's me! I guess you've read those books that are apparently about me? I have no idea how they knew so much...

...but it's sure nice to meet you. Mind if I ask for your name?

[doublethefun]

[and she looks over at the mention of the name, which she only barely recognizes. Because really, modern day adventure novels aren't as important as reading up on history or whatever.]

Ah. Art thou the mare Twilight Sparkle is fond of writing stories for?

[fanfiction, in other words]

[checklist]

Princess I thought we agreed never to talk about that again!

[graynbowdash]

Uhh...I guess so? A lot of ponies must like writing about me...

(A beat.)

...Princess Luna!

(Bowing in respect. Even fictional ponies know to respect their princesses.)